Johnny Hammersticks

Can I have a job? I'm not a programmer, but I will work long hours and even work from home if needed.

Oh, that sweet, sweet sound...

Okay...season reset. Miami is a good team. White scored a bunch, but was also a monster on the boards. Lydon is clearly our only solid low post player. He is our center, with sprinklings of Thompson, moving forward. Gillon did his job as THE PG, but I agree that he needs to clean up his game. A little too reckless for my taste. And freaking Roberson?! Since when does he play?! I am befuddled and amazed all at the same time. The defense finally worked too. They hustled and were scrappy. Tyus Battle made a noticeable difference on defense. Great win.

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Amazing, the impact one player can have on team morale/chemistry.

Wow. I just heard some crazy information related to one Franklin Howard. I don't know if it will go public, but I don't feel comfortable posting it. PM me if you want to know. Great half.

Ha! You crack me up, dude.

I also like McDermott the most. Good coach with a lot of experience. I have read that his players really like and respect him as well. Play hard for him.

I feel like the Bills are being "Hillary Clintoned" in the media.

Man, I could not disagree more. If Adams is on the board at 10 I'm doing cartwheels to the podium. The guy just balls out. A guy, like Landon Collins, that will almost instantly make the defense better. I like Reuben Foster a lot too.

Dave Toub is your guy!

Congrats man. 2 questions: 1. Home Alone 2? 2. Why did you have your boss tell her that you had NYE off? How did that "throw her off your trail?"

I can't imagine why anyone thinks that Tyrod would be willing to renegotiate his contract. There will be no negotiations. Buffalo will keep him or release him...and he will be picked up very, very quickly.

I like seeing Eichel paired with Okposo. Also like that Kane, Reinhart, Bailey line. Would love to beat the Rangers.

Agreed. A cheaper Tyrod without all the NFL experience.

Accuracy issues also, and takes a lot of unnecessary risks with the football. I don't like Chad Kelly at all, really.

They have a good agent.

What's this I hear about Whaley having a coach-crush on Seattle DC, Kris Richards?

He costs too much, and it's just after the holidays. My finances are kind of tight right now.

Looks like it's going to be Lynn and Bradley. I wonder if Kromer would be willing to stay on as a figurehead OC and oversee the offensive line?

BB endorses Landry Jones, therefore Landry will continue to suck as bad as he has sucked.

"Dad, I knew your farts could clear a room, but this is ridiculous!"

The me generation.

JuJu Schuster or Mike Williams should be there. Jamal Adams over both of those of he's there.

Ehhhh.....you got any gum?