Johnny Hammersticks

Hey…happy TBD anniversary!

LGO 🍊

Fortune cookies are ass.

Ever do the fortune cookie where you read the fortune and follow it up with “in bed.” That can be funny. Since I only really go out for Chinese food with my kids nowadays we play the same game but end the fortune reading with “in Lena’s (my daughter) diaper.” The kids get a kick out of it. As for the cookies…I never eat them. Gross.

I’m bummed if they lose, but not to the point where it ruins my day/week like some people I know.

Quite

I let my daughter paint my toenails. She had been begging me all morning, and I kept telling her “after the game.” After the Browns scored the first TD I let her give me a Bills themed pedi. 🤷🏽‍♂️ I always take a tequila shot after each Bills TD. It was so cute bc my toenails were wet so I couldn’t get up from my chair. After the Diggs TD my daughter disappeared for a few minutes and then emerged from the kitchen with a tequila shot and a lime wedge. She’s 9. 😂😂

There is just no movement. They look like a middle school offense. Horrible 🤢

Anyone who gets this stressed over a football team maybe needs to reassess their life. Perhaps try therapy? But yes, you should probably give up rooting for any sports teams. Jesus, what a bunch of soft ass babies…

Looked like an incredible pancake block to me. Horrible call.

I heard through a reliable source that Hap could no longer put up with some of you jerks and needed a break.

A close friend of my has severe epilepsy. Also suffered with depression his whole life. He was on 13 different medications for the epilepsy, mood disorder, and other stuff for most of his life. When he was in his late 20s he connected with a “progressive” medical doctor who suggested he try using cannabis in controlled amounts to treat some of his ailments. He is now in his mid-40s and is no longer taking any medications.

Has anyone been to North Dakota? The entire state looks like the NYS Thruway. Brutal.

Yeah, it’s Terrible Maps. They put out some funny ones.

Wasn’t this a post by “Terrible Maps” on Twitter?

The 76ers were my team when I was younger. While I was a huge Cuse fan, my favorite college player at the time was Charles Barkley. I also liked Allen Iverson in college, so my Philly fandom continued when they drafted AI. I since have tuned out of NBA basketball. Not interesting or exciting to me at all anymore.

Eagles suck, Phillies suck, Flyers suck, Sixers suck. Why do you live there again? Go Catamounts baby!!

Happy belated, Mead. Hope you got some action, or whatever that consists of in your 80s. Cheers 🍻

Mo money, mo problems

Yeah, maybe I was just seeing stuff from regular bills mafia girls and thought they were in that group. There are definitely a few who use their alleged Bills fandom to promote their onlyfans accounts. Whatever though. I found it off-putting, but it is social media.

Your take could be true. A sampling of females Bills fans is bound to have some from each end of the bell curve. Fair point, MUPPY! 😂 No joke. I have a friend who racked up ~10K worth of CC debt on a game he was playing on his cell phone.

Yeah, like I said I’m not sure what’s up. As you said, I see a lot of good posts from them related to charity stuff and general football posts. One gal I keep seeing posts tasteful pics of herself attending most of the away games. I guess more recently I’ve been seeing others that are a bit more “edgy.” 😂

So, I don’t know who else uses the Twitter app to follow Bills and other sports news, but there is a group of women who have organized some “club” called Bills Mafia Babes. I don’t follow any of them personally, but many of the people I follow do so they appear on my timeline regularly. Many of them just seem to be regular, down to earth Bills fans. Some of them, however, seem to be “in it” for the wrong reasons. Many of them posting inappropriate pictures of themselves in Bills garb (cleavage shots, bent over a chair in booty shorts, etc…) that I would not even allow my 13 year old son to see. Many of them have links to their “onlyfans” accounts in their bio. Just seems a bit weird, and I wonder if some are just imposter fans looking to use the Bills’ recent success to promote their own interests. Again, many of them seem to be good people who are just genuine Bills fans, but I feel like many of them are just disgusting. Anyone else have thoughts on this?

Todd Bowles

Seriously? No one has an opinion? 😂