Johnny Hammersticks

I get all my news from Facebook. I don't trust those liberal, hashish smoking liars on CNN.

Jordan Tucker would be a huge commit. Long, athletic small forward with a great perimeter shot. Can get to the rim and shoot off the bounce. I hear GT is the favorite, Cuse 2nd, Oregon and Nova are long shots. I think we have a puncher's chance of landing him if his visit goes well (keep him away from Frank Howard). I'm excited about Allen Griffin joining the staff. I always liked him as a player, and he has 5 solid years of coaching experience. Nice to bring those Cuse guys back. I hear his primary responsibility is going to be working with the big fellas. Interesting. Another tid-bit I read today is that red-shirt sophomore SF, Matthew Moyer, has put 20 pounds on his frame and is down to 4% body fat. GMac says he has been busting his balls in the weight room, and has really improved his shot. I think he will surprise next season. Now we just need to land a 2017 combo guard, or SG. Hopefully, Eric Ayala reclassified to '17 and picks Cuse.

Really? You must have been hibernating during Buffalo barbarian's love fest for Tannehill.

1. Mike Williams : Eagles 2. Corey Davis : Titans 3. Malik Hooker : Chargers 4. OJ Howard : Jets 5 Mitch Trubisky : Browns Bills Pick (bonus) : Reuben Foster

Wait, what?! Really?! Have you had a good Hoffman with some Webers mustard? Hot dogs are delicious.

Yeah, I believe he was in his mid-20's. He was taken away in an ambulance a few times while he was living across the street. I'm assuming for heroin OD. He finally lost the battle. Sad stuff.

Sadly, he is deceased.

http://www.syracuse.com/orangebasketball/index.ssf/2017/04/autograph_session_means_tyler_lydon_wont_return_to_syracuse.html Looks like Lydon is officially gone. We can close the book on this one. Good luck, Tyler.

Heroin is a hell of a drug...

I get it. Sometimes the simplicity of an ice cold Miller Lite or Labatt can be a refreshing break from the world of fancy pants craft beers. After I get done mowing the lawn, I want a Miller Lite not a double whipple IPA.

Haha. I just checked it out. Seems messed up. I bet the Russians are involved in some way. By the way...yes I would.

Really? You're going to make me memorize her name and google it? Poor form.

That's cool. In college we played a lot of club teams from different universities, and they seemed to really have fun and enjoy playing the game. As opposed to playing for a coach who would get pissed and make us run sprints at 5am if we ONLY won by 9 goals against a lesser opponent. It feels good to win for a change. I bet he's loving it. The HS team I coach has never been very good, but last year we tied the all time program record for wins (4!). Plus we beat 2 teams that the school has never beaten before. The improvements have spurned the AD to fund a 7th/8th grade team which will help me out tremendously. Now, we just need this damned snow to melt so we can get out of the gym and onto a lined field. First game April 10th. Woah, man! You sound like quite the "sweater!" lol If I eat too much salty food my body swells up. It's especially noticeable in my fingers and in my face. I rarely season my food after cooking, but if I cook a nice steak, I load it up with kosher salt.

Starting tonight...no alcohol Sunday through Thursday. Limited on Friday and Saturday. This is a big switch for me, and I'm not sure how it's going to go. I usually have 2-3 beers or glasses of wine to help me wind down.

My wife was a Steelers fan when we met. Her Father was a HUGE fan of the Steelers. Fortunately, she was not a serious football fan, so I was easily able to "convert" her. Poor girl.

Well...technically, yes. You sick bastard.

How do people end up getting married to patriots fans? I mean, they are disgusting people and not very intelligent. How does this even happen? Edit: a hot dog is a sandwich. Meat between any type of bread is a sandwich.

I'm envisioning an uncomfortable bed with thin pillows. Wires and little monitors taped all over my body. Three or four scientists at the foot of my bed taking notes on their "observations" of how many times I scratch my balls and break wind. Yeah, I don't know if I could sleep.

How dare you Sir!?

Thank you. I'm not opposed to ruling everything out. I do snore loudly, but my bride sleeps like the dead. Doesn't bother her. I'll talk to my doctor about this.

This is for fighting, this is for fun!

I guess I snore as much as the next guy. Doesn't everybody snore? Maybe a sleep study to rule out?

I fart in your general direction.

Thing is, I don't eat a lot of sugar. I don't really like cake, cookies, or candy...I'm more of a pickle and potato chip kind of guy. I don't even put sugar in my coffee.

When I was 18 I was around 185-190, but I was in the best shape of my life and was lifting 4-5 times per week. I was much more muscular then than I am now. I went from 205 to 190 within the past few months. I have been on my wife's diet, and she has gluten/dairy sensitivities. I eat lean meat (turkey, chicken and fish) and fresh veggies for just about every meal, but will treat myself every once in a while with a nice steak. I'm not a big fan of sweets, so I don't think sugar is the issue. I'm just going to continue with my diet, drastically decrease my alcohol intake, and start to do more cardio. I'm also going to start taking Omega vitamins and whey protein. I think I can drop down to 175 if I really work hard. Given my body type, I think that's about as low as I could go without looking like I just crawled out of a POW camp. Cutting down the alcohol is the hardest part of this. I usually have 3-4 drinks per night. Can't do that anymore.