Johnny Hammersticks

I can barely afford to attend a regular season home game.

Just finished White Lotus S2 last night. It was very good, but the storyline about the two couples became sort of tedious and annoying. Loved how things ended for Tanya and Portia. The young British kid, Dillon, was a really interesting (and sort of dark) character. Also, the twist at the end with the 2 prostitutes was well done. I think I enjoyed S1 more, but still an excellent season.

How do you know he can’t run inside in GL/short yardage situations? He can do just about everything else. Also, Josh Allen is our short yardage back. Have you been watching the games? Clearly they’ll need to add depth, but I think James Cook is a legit 3 down back.

I don’t think that’s a fair comparison. Kenneth Davis was nothing like James Cook. Change of pace in that they’re/were both the backup RB? Okay. Jimbo Cook can be a RB1, and has elite game changing skills/attributes.

I would contend that Edmunds is the most important player to extend of those due for a new deal. Ed Oliver would be 2nd on that list.

Nah.

I tried Skyline chili. It’s freaking gross. No idea why it’s so popular there.

I was at a game in Cincinnati, and was walking around some tailgate parties smoking a cigar. I accidentally dropped a big ash near this dude’s cooler, and he made me pick it up. With my anus…

Could there potentially be any more games on NFLN? If not, I’m cutting loose from DTV tomorrow.

I noticed throughout the season, and on one WR screen to Diggs in the Miami game…Khalil Shakir is not good at blocking. He’s just getting blown up all over the field.

He seems like a good coach. I don’t hate him. Yet…

We play this game at my mother in law’s every Christmas where she wraps up like 25 presents. Most of them are cheap dollar store things, some are gag gifts like a roll of toilet paper or one rubber glove, but there are always some good gifts that they try to have the kids pick. I always find out which ones the good ones are and take them to piss everyone off. It’s funny to me. I always end up giving them to the kids, but it’s fun to frustrate everyone for a little while. 😂

A hockey dad friend of mine is an ER nurse at the local hospital. He has great stories about the different objects they extract from the orifices of men and women. Recently, he was talking about a sweet potato that was carved in the shape of a penis. It broke off in some woman’s “hoo-hoo” during sex with her partner. I guess it had been up there for a while before the woman finally decided to go to the hospital. There was another patient a few weeks ago, from the psychiatric wing, for which they extracted over ten batteries from his rectum. 😬

Perhaps even a private jet from Buffalo to Syracuse. Tanner Gentry and another practice squad player (I have no idea who he is) were also there.

Funny story. I spent 2 summers on Martha’s Vineyard working at a fancy tennis club called the West Chop Club. Bartending, waiting tables, maintenance, etc…. This was like 2002-2004. There were several celebrities who were members, and we would see celebrities all over the island. This one morning I went with a friend to the beer store to pick up our beer for the night. All the employees were young, and all of the female servers were European and HOT. It was great. Anyway, we had about 4-5 cases of beer on the counter ready to pay, and we heard a familiar voice coming from behind us saying “I got that Bill.” It was Michael J. Fox telling the store owner he wanted to pay for our booze. We both shook his hand (which was very shaky) and thanked him profusely. He shot the breeze with us for a few minutes. Really cool guy.

I don’t have any problems when I shave my face fully. I think the irritation on my neck when I try to grow a beard and trim around my jaw line if from the stubble rubbing against the freshly shaved skin on my neck. It’s not ingrown hairs. The do those old timey shaves with the brush and whatnot at my barber shop. I’ll have to give it a try sometime. Looks relaxing.

I use the foam, yeti. What are you talking about? 😂

I tried Harry’s razors one time. No bueno. The old school foam is definitely the play. I get the generic Walmart version though. If you can find the menthol…bonus!

How DARE you sir!!! This is serious! Interesting thought. I do shave with the grain. My facial hair does grow in different “directions” on different areas of my face. Neck is shave down. Always has been. Haven’t changed since I started growing my beard. I shaved it off yesterday bc it just became annoying though. I might try again and just let the neck portion grow out over the holiday break.

Yes. My son lights them right before kickoff. Definitely a game day ritual. I use the cheap foam shaving cream, but disposable razors are rough. Yikes!

Now we need to start threads for all of Josh Allen’s body parts 🙄

I’ve only been growing it since last Wednesday 😂 Here’s a bad juju question though. My wife got me these candles last year for Christmas. There is Josh Allen, Stefon Diggs and Cole Beasley. All season I’ve only been lighting the JA and Diggs candles. Should I light the Beasley one this Saturday or no? This is something that’s actually causing me anxiety 😆

Sounds like my uncle, Spider. His chest hair looks like taco meat.