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  1. Johnny Hammersticks
    Get him in the summer time too. Buy a pound of shrimp and throw it up in his rain gutter. After a couple days he’ll be going crazy trying to figure out where the vile stench in coming from. Very few stinks worse than rotting shrimp 🤢
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    Seriously, I’m vindictive AF. I would be spending every spare moment figuring out ways to mess with this dude until he either regretted his actions and stopped or he murdered me. Road kill in his mailbox? Yeah.
  3. Johnny Hammersticks
    You didn’t have to go that far! 🙄😝
  4. Johnny Hammersticks
    I would just slap him around a little bit. Maybe a good choke? He might like that though.
  5. Johnny Hammersticks
    Care to weigh in on this one, @Gugny? 😂
  6. Johnny Hammersticks
    I agree
  7. Johnny Hammersticks
    Sounds kind of like The Yellow Jackets which was also a pretty good show.
  8. Johnny Hammersticks
    One MILLION dollars!!
  9. Johnny Hammersticks
    She’s kind of got that Morticia Addams look to her. Not in a good way. Like she has some dead cats in her freezer. That said, looks like she has some decent cans. I’d let her touch it. BTW, IMO the Scottish accent is the most unattractive for a woman. Like a cheese grater on your ears.
  10. Johnny Hammersticks
    Groot might be one of the best 4-3 DEs in terms of run defense. He’s stout.
  11. Johnny Hammersticks
    Yes, it’s a Christmas movie. Everyone who says otherwise hates puppies.
  12. Johnny Hammersticks
    You’re done with this team. You handed in your fan card as soon as you created this baby tantrum thread. Bye 👋 I hear the Dolphins are pretty good this year.
  13. Johnny Hammersticks
    Ugghh 🤦🏾‍♂️
  14. Johnny Hammersticks
    Tre and Elam on the boundaries. LFGO!
  15. Johnny Hammersticks
    Watched the first 2 episodes last night. Brilliant so far.
  16. Johnny Hammersticks
    Hey…happy TBD anniversary!
  17. Johnny Hammersticks
    LGO 🍊
  18. Johnny Hammersticks
    Fortune cookies are ass.
  19. Johnny Hammersticks
    Ever do the fortune cookie where you read the fortune and follow it up with “in bed.” That can be funny. Since I only really go out for Chinese food with my kids nowadays we play the same game but end the fortune reading with “in Lena’s (my daughter) diaper.” The kids get a kick out of it. As for the cookies…I never eat them. Gross.
  20. Johnny Hammersticks
    I’m bummed if they lose, but not to the point where it ruins my day/week like some people I know.
  21. Johnny Hammersticks
    Quite
  22. Johnny Hammersticks
    I let my daughter paint my toenails. She had been begging me all morning, and I kept telling her “after the game.” After the Browns scored the first TD I let her give me a Bills themed pedi. 🤷🏽‍♂️ I always take a tequila shot after each Bills TD. It was so cute bc my toenails were wet so I couldn’t get up from my chair. After the Diggs TD my daughter disappeared for a few minutes and then emerged from the kitchen with a tequila shot and a lime wedge. She’s 9. 😂😂
  23. Johnny Hammersticks
    There is just no movement. They look like a middle school offense. Horrible 🤢
  24. Johnny Hammersticks
    Anyone who gets this stressed over a football team maybe needs to reassess their life. Perhaps try therapy? But yes, you should probably give up rooting for any sports teams. Jesus, what a bunch of soft ass babies…
  25. Johnny Hammersticks
    Looked like an incredible pancake block to me. Horrible call.
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