Johnny Hammersticks

Is Kimberly the goalie of her dart team?

Framunda cheese on your charcuterie board?

Hmmmm…I’m not so sure about your theory. I’ve been a public school educator and an adjunct college professor for the better part of 20 years, and I’ve never had to pull a student aside to tell them their junk is stinky. 🤔 Very funny 😆

You mean “all intensive purposes?” I don’t mean to harm your self of steam, but irregardless, I could care less. 😏

Also, people who do really stink that bad aren’t going to be “fixed” by using full body deodorant. It would be like throwing a tic tac into a pile of dog crap.

I was trying to think of people who might benefit from products such as these. Then I thought of some examples of such humans, and these people probably have bigger problems than offending others with their crotch rot. 😂

Okay, so I’m sitting here watching ESPN wild card weekend hype on television, and it seems like every ten seconds there is a commercial for these whole body deodorant bars/sprays. First it was that Mando lady all over the place, and now I see Marshawn spraying his junk with a Dove product every time I glance at the television. I’m sure there are others that aren’t coming to mind right now. Here’s my thoughts. Is there really public demand such that these products are so widely advertised? Also, if someone’s personal hygiene is sufficient, why would their nether regions emanate odors that other people in the same room could actually be offended by the stench? If you bathe regularly and your genitals or butt still stink up the room you are NASTY. What are we doing here? Am I alone? I find this to be repugnant and disgusting. 🤢 😂

He didn’t have to. He did it bc he could. That’s good physical football, IMO. I have loved watching our o-line play like that all season long.

This is like a drug “rock, paper, scissors.” Cocaine always beats meth?

This is why we have a re-gift box in the basement. One of the kids hands us a birthday party invitation Friday afternoon for a party on Saturday…what’s in the box?! 📦

Largely overrated holiday, but I went to NYC for New Year’s one time in my mid twenties and made out with an Indian chick. So I got that going for me. I guess that was one of the great things about NYE when I was young and single. Women tended to be more uninhibited sexually for some reason.

I was a graduate assistant throughout grad school, and each semester we were assigned to a different professor. My final semester I was assigned to a female professor and the chair of the department. Before I go on, for all the “would ya” degens like myself, she was not even remotely attractive and was married and had a few young kids. My final duty of the semester was to help her organize a day long seminar where she brought in someone to do a training for counseling professionals in the area. I organized everything, and things went perfectly well. After the seminar, I was helping her pack her car full of stuff and when I was finished she asked me to join her for a couple drinks to thank me for my work. Long story short, after some drinks she tried to get me to accompany her to a hotel room for sex. She was very direct about it, complaining that her husband was boring in the bedroom, and needless to say it made me very uncomfortable. I slinked away to the bathroom and left the restaurant and went home. Seeing her at graduation was very uncomfortable, but I made it through and never said a word to anyone about it.

Wings!!

My eyes!!

The Kings of Topelo, a 3 part crime documentary on Netflix, is one of the most interesting and freaking bizarre things I have watched in a long time. I really don’t want to give anything away so I won’t. Just watch it. I’ve watched it twice since last week. Very well done. 👍

Drove to Queensbury Target to pick up my son’s new TV, stopped at the dispensary on my way home to stock up on some party favors, helped my wife put up the Christmas tree and decorations, now settled in my recliner watching red zone. The boy is reffing a hockey game at 4:15. That’ll keep me sane until dinner time.

Turkey enchiladas. Last day for the leftovers hopefully.

Paragraphs are your friend.

Not sure about a 7:00 game, but it sounded like Hammers was full by like 10am for the Chiefs game at 4:30.

Jon Jones David Goggins Prime Tank Abbott

The OG NES system when it first came out in the mid 80s. I had no idea I was actually getting it for xmas, so I was super hyped when I opened it. It came with that stupid robot thing that served no purpose.

My daughter gives me a pedicure about once a month. Mostly bc she is 11 and enjoys doing it, but I’ve grown accustomed to having “neat” toenails with a coat of clear nail polish. I go to Sports Clips for my haircut bc it’s just a simple low fade and I don’t want to pay $70 for that.

NBA basketball. I just can’t get interested at all until the playoffs. I used to be a huge 76ers fan when I was younger and would watch most of their games, but I probably couldn’t name 6 players in the current team.

They walk among us…