Johnny Hammersticks

Yeah, the man gets 9 months of pure wedded joy. My wife, love her to pieces, turned into a fire breathing Gila Monster during her pregnancies.

During the election my wife and my sister had to block my mother on Facebook. It was actually a really big deal, and feelings were hurt. My Mom is a staunch conservative and a Trump supporter, and she was posting all this awful, hate-filled Trump propaganda stuff. Some of it was very graphic and disturbing (abortion stuff), and other stuff was downright racist. I think they're all "friends" again now, but it was pretty ugly for a while there. I just laughed at how ridiculous they all were being. Another weird Facebook thing...and please tell me if anyone has heard of this...my wife kept showing me pictures of her friends who had just given birth with their "push presents" from their husbands. She showed me a few. One girl got a brand new Audi, another got a huge diamond ring, and another got plane tickets for her and her sister to go to Hawaii or something. Is this really a thing? Push presents? Jeebus...

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/27039/111616/ Was gifted a 4 pack of these bad boys last night by one of my assistant coaches. Going to enjoy some later tonight!

Recent personal visit from Jim Boeheim, promptly schedules official visit to Syracuse, posts this on his twitter feed. Yeah, things are looking promising with the Tucker recruitment. Too bad the weather is going to be so crappy for his visit. Georgia Tech will get his last official unless (crossing my fingers) he commits to SU first.

Seriously? Mods, can we pin a comp pick thread for these window lickers?

I'm so done with this team.

I get all my news from Facebook. I don't trust those liberal, hashish smoking liars on CNN.

Jordan Tucker would be a huge commit. Long, athletic small forward with a great perimeter shot. Can get to the rim and shoot off the bounce. I hear GT is the favorite, Cuse 2nd, Oregon and Nova are long shots. I think we have a puncher's chance of landing him if his visit goes well (keep him away from Frank Howard). I'm excited about Allen Griffin joining the staff. I always liked him as a player, and he has 5 solid years of coaching experience. Nice to bring those Cuse guys back. I hear his primary responsibility is going to be working with the big fellas. Interesting. Another tid-bit I read today is that red-shirt sophomore SF, Matthew Moyer, has put 20 pounds on his frame and is down to 4% body fat. GMac says he has been busting his balls in the weight room, and has really improved his shot. I think he will surprise next season. Now we just need to land a 2017 combo guard, or SG. Hopefully, Eric Ayala reclassified to '17 and picks Cuse.

Really? You must have been hibernating during Buffalo barbarian's love fest for Tannehill.

1. Mike Williams : Eagles 2. Corey Davis : Titans 3. Malik Hooker : Chargers 4. OJ Howard : Jets 5 Mitch Trubisky : Browns Bills Pick (bonus) : Reuben Foster

Wait, what?! Really?! Have you had a good Hoffman with some Webers mustard? Hot dogs are delicious.

Yeah, I believe he was in his mid-20's. He was taken away in an ambulance a few times while he was living across the street. I'm assuming for heroin OD. He finally lost the battle. Sad stuff.

Sadly, he is deceased.

http://www.syracuse.com/orangebasketball/index.ssf/2017/04/autograph_session_means_tyler_lydon_wont_return_to_syracuse.html Looks like Lydon is officially gone. We can close the book on this one. Good luck, Tyler.

Heroin is a hell of a drug...

I get it. Sometimes the simplicity of an ice cold Miller Lite or Labatt can be a refreshing break from the world of fancy pants craft beers. After I get done mowing the lawn, I want a Miller Lite not a double whipple IPA.

Haha. I just checked it out. Seems messed up. I bet the Russians are involved in some way. By the way...yes I would.

Really? You're going to make me memorize her name and google it? Poor form.

That's cool. In college we played a lot of club teams from different universities, and they seemed to really have fun and enjoy playing the game. As opposed to playing for a coach who would get pissed and make us run sprints at 5am if we ONLY won by 9 goals against a lesser opponent. It feels good to win for a change. I bet he's loving it. The HS team I coach has never been very good, but last year we tied the all time program record for wins (4!). Plus we beat 2 teams that the school has never beaten before. The improvements have spurned the AD to fund a 7th/8th grade team which will help me out tremendously. Now, we just need this damned snow to melt so we can get out of the gym and onto a lined field. First game April 10th. Woah, man! You sound like quite the "sweater!" lol If I eat too much salty food my body swells up. It's especially noticeable in my fingers and in my face. I rarely season my food after cooking, but if I cook a nice steak, I load it up with kosher salt.

Starting tonight...no alcohol Sunday through Thursday. Limited on Friday and Saturday. This is a big switch for me, and I'm not sure how it's going to go. I usually have 2-3 beers or glasses of wine to help me wind down.

My wife was a Steelers fan when we met. Her Father was a HUGE fan of the Steelers. Fortunately, she was not a serious football fan, so I was easily able to "convert" her. Poor girl.

Well...technically, yes. You sick bastard.

How do people end up getting married to patriots fans? I mean, they are disgusting people and not very intelligent. How does this even happen? Edit: a hot dog is a sandwich. Meat between any type of bread is a sandwich.

I'm envisioning an uncomfortable bed with thin pillows. Wires and little monitors taped all over my body. Three or four scientists at the foot of my bed taking notes on their "observations" of how many times I scratch my balls and break wind. Yeah, I don't know if I could sleep.

How dare you Sir!?