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  1. Johnny Hammersticks
    Wow! How much does this cost? You need to change your handle to "Reef Balls."
  2. Johnny Hammersticks
    Just don't end up like my Uncle Joe. Always a womanizer. Great guy and lots of fun at family parties, but he got banned from the mall for sexually harassing the old lady who worked at the pretzel hut. It was down hill from there...
  3. Johnny Hammersticks
    I'm going to wait to see what he looks like with a year of the full S&T program under his belt. I agree, he did look slower last season than I remember him looking at Clemson. Maybe not quite 100% there physically after the surgery and recovery?
  4. Johnny Hammersticks
    I'm going to purchase one and bring it to the next concert I attend. Give it to all those morons who watch the ahow through their smart phone.
  5. Johnny Hammersticks
    Are you a ghost? Like Alec Baldwin in Beetlejuice?
  6. Johnny Hammersticks
    Wake up, go to work, take a couple dumps, and maybe eat a meal or two. Every day.
  7. Johnny Hammersticks
    Preach on, brotha!
  8. Johnny Hammersticks
    Please try to keep up, Sir.
  9. Johnny Hammersticks
    I'm pessimistic about being optimistic. Can we add that choice to the poll?
  10. Johnny Hammersticks
    Or....championship?
  11. Johnny Hammersticks
    I'm so done with this team...
  12. Johnny Hammersticks
    The Best Thing I Ever Ate Love that show.
  13. Johnny Hammersticks
    Paging Dr. Gugny!
  14. Johnny Hammersticks
    Fact. Three year old girls never, ever stop talking. Ever. How's a guy supposed to watch Dr. Doolittle 2?
  15. Johnny Hammersticks
    Did you know that vending machines kill 4 times as many people as sharks every year?
  16. Johnny Hammersticks
    She dreams is color, she dreams in red. Can't find a better coach....
  17. Johnny Hammersticks
    Charlotte was pretty bad. Going to the Bobcats games were depressing. There'd be like 42 people there. When the Panthers were bad, you didn't even hear about them. People were just...indifferent. When Buffalo played down there the crowd was mostly Bills fans...and Buffalo was horrible that year as well. Terrible sports city.
  18. Johnny Hammersticks
    Here we go... <grabs popcorn>
  19. Johnny Hammersticks
    Today I might cook her breakfast. Tomorrow it's back to the vacuum, stove and washing machine with the ol' bag.
  20. Johnny Hammersticks
    Pft...Vic Carucci broke this story two weeks ago.
  21. Johnny Hammersticks
    Not a high-motor, lunchpail type guy...this Garrett.
  22. Johnny Hammersticks
    Cremation for me. No funeral with my stuffed corpse, thank you, but I'll pay for the booze for my death party. My wife wants to be buried along side her Mother and other family members. To each his/her own.
  23. Johnny Hammersticks
    Man, "whorin" is what you're supposed to do when you're single. I love my wife dearly, but I got married too early. I got married at 30, but had at least 10 more good years of meaningless, filthy, noncommittal sex left in me. I have some interesting lessons to teach my son when he comes of age. Greek, eh? I guess better than Mexican. Carry on, young fella.
  24. Johnny Hammersticks
    What's so special about this bird that you're trying to impress her so much? Doesn't seem like your style...
  25. Johnny Hammersticks
    Should I be worried, or can I just assume the premise for this thread is silly and go about my business?
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