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  1. Johnny Hammersticks
    $&@% you, you %€%$&@ piece of slimy donkey &@¥#!!
  2. Johnny Hammersticks
    I once broke a Puerto Rican dude's arm for sweatpant money.
  3. Johnny Hammersticks
    You guys are crazy. DSO is a very solid band. Yeah, they're not the GD, but they're very sound and entertaining musicians. For a $5 show...that's pretty solid value. Snobs.
  4. Johnny Hammersticks
    Dark Star Orchestra is very, very good.
  5. Johnny Hammersticks
    If you were a horny 17 year old young man, you'd be pounding the fur off of that.
  6. Johnny Hammersticks
    Wow. My uncle is going to be SOL. My aunt just retired last year, they sold their house in Batavia, and he's been working from their new retirement home near Lake Placid. He's been working for IBM for over 30 years, and was planning on working 5-6 more years. Jeez...
  7. Johnny Hammersticks
    It will DESTROY your mouth!!
  8. Johnny Hammersticks
    Great idea! And this would help to alleviate a lot of the anxiety I'm feeling about the openings in our scouting department....
  9. Johnny Hammersticks
    Not to mention Coach K will likely over-recruit that position, and JTucks will be transferring in a year just like all the others. Sour grapes, I know, but the way he handled his recruitment was BS, IMO, even for a kid. Let's hope Moyer and Brissett can handle the 3 for us.
  10. Johnny Hammersticks
    Wow! How much does this cost? You need to change your handle to "Reef Balls."
  11. Johnny Hammersticks
    Just don't end up like my Uncle Joe. Always a womanizer. Great guy and lots of fun at family parties, but he got banned from the mall for sexually harassing the old lady who worked at the pretzel hut. It was down hill from there...
  12. Johnny Hammersticks
    I'm going to wait to see what he looks like with a year of the full S&T program under his belt. I agree, he did look slower last season than I remember him looking at Clemson. Maybe not quite 100% there physically after the surgery and recovery?
  13. Johnny Hammersticks
    I'm going to purchase one and bring it to the next concert I attend. Give it to all those morons who watch the ahow through their smart phone.
  14. Johnny Hammersticks
    Are you a ghost? Like Alec Baldwin in Beetlejuice?
  15. Johnny Hammersticks
    Wake up, go to work, take a couple dumps, and maybe eat a meal or two. Every day.
  16. Johnny Hammersticks
    Preach on, brotha!
  17. Johnny Hammersticks
    Please try to keep up, Sir.
  18. Johnny Hammersticks
    I'm pessimistic about being optimistic. Can we add that choice to the poll?
  19. Johnny Hammersticks
    Or....championship?
  20. Johnny Hammersticks
    I'm so done with this team...
  21. Johnny Hammersticks
    The Best Thing I Ever Ate Love that show.
  22. Johnny Hammersticks
    Paging Dr. Gugny!
  23. Johnny Hammersticks
    Fact. Three year old girls never, ever stop talking. Ever. How's a guy supposed to watch Dr. Doolittle 2?
  24. Johnny Hammersticks
    Did you know that vending machines kill 4 times as many people as sharks every year?
  25. Johnny Hammersticks
    She dreams is color, she dreams in red. Can't find a better coach....
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