Johnny Hammersticks

I wouldn't believe any of this until it's confirmed by Bigfoot or High Pitch Eric.

Snickers, hollaaaaaaa!!

So, you can no longer get a stiffy?

Frick that, man. Edit: How's that for a snide comment? I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this f$&@ing Strumpet....

Indeed. I failed to mention that the person who shared this opinion also knows Theo personally (he's a pretty well known sports physician). I think he was speaking more to Beane's work ethic and football acumen, and how those attributes compare to Theo's...in his opinion.

Well, obviously...

A former colleague of mine is a team physician for the Panthers. He also shared very favorable opinions of McD and Beane. Referred to Beane as the "Theo Epstein of the NFL."

Seven.

Jason Bateman. He hasn't done anything remotely good since Arrested Development. King of horrible movies.

Heeyyyoooooo!!

Looks to me like both games will have kid's day prices, but only one of the games will have the kid's day "festivities."

So...they're not having a kids day game, but they are. Got it.

This is strange. If you were going to pick your a$&, why would you do it on a map. Eh, to each his own....

Anyone ever have a Zagnut? I never have...wonder what they are like.

Seriously. Kevin Knox commits to Kentucky, and all of a sudden Duke offers him the next day. I think just about everyone saw it coming, and he has made it known all along that he was waiting for an offer from either Duke or Kentucky. I would be shocked if Coack K didn't land him. Sid Wilson is the backup plan, but he is nowhere near the shooter that Tucker is, and that is what we need. Uggh....

Ooooooooh yeah. Pats and sox. Makes sure everyone knows it too. Now that I think about it...I think I may dispise him.

A guy I work with prides himself on being a New Englander, and sometimes speaks with a very thick Boston accent. Except he grew up in Arizona, and didn't move to Massachusetts until he was in his 20's. He's a good dude, but it's really obnoxious.

Yikes! Goalie of the dart team!!

Sorry. Thought you were being snarky. He looked pretty darn good in the offseason. Made strides both as a receiver and a blocker, IIRC.

Yeah, because players like Gragg (7th round pick - 2013) never, ever develop their skills. I'd be okay with bringing back Gragg. He looked like he was really starting to put it all together before the injury.

Um, Snickers?

Seems plausible...

It doesn't, really. When hacks like Jason LaCanfora are constantly tweeting speculative "facts" on the regular, however, it is refreshing to see a guy like Carrucci get it right a few times.

We can speculate all we want as to why Reuben fell as far as he did, but there likely is a very good reason (beyond the shoulder) that 30 teams passed on one of the top prospects in the draft.

Yeah, I don't get the Godwin hype. Not impressive to me.