Johnny Hammersticks

The Bills would entertain trade offers for any player, dummies.

So it's an alien language?

Is covfefe going to be on the menu at the next White House Correspondents Dinner? Interesting. I don't understand. But interesting. Yes, but how do you keep cats from urinating all over your covfefe?

I'll take a stab at it. Covfefe is the noise a journalist makes when you slam them onto a hard surface such as a marble floor.

Fish, string-a-beans, and homefries!

AllKidsEatBoogers

Time out for this TBD public service announcement. Sir, you are being trolled You're both right. TYPICALLY, teams don't trade away top talent before their rookie contract expires. Sometimes, however, there can be good reasons to do so and get as much in return as possible before they walk for nothing. Also, I'm not a huge fan of using the franchise tag. Especially if the player does not want to play here. I'm not saying this is the case with SW, but if it is, buh bye Sammy.

Spencers. That store was great.

They Lynch trade was a necessary move at the time. Agreed, however, that they better get a 1st (and change perhaps) if they pull the trigger on this one.

If they suspect that Watkins will not re-sign, and that they don't want to use the franchise tag on him next season, then why wouldn't they at least entertain the idea of trading him? Especially if team doctors feel that his play will continue to be hampered by the foot injury. That's just good business. If you had a beautiful Ferrari that you paid a lot for, but it had ongoing problems with the engine causing you to drive a '99 Dodge Stratus for weeks at a time, would you not think about selling it for a good price? What if said car, in about a year's time, was going to cost you a lot of money or you have to give it away to someone else? Sell it now?

Just One of the Guys http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0089393/

I've tried this. Surprisingly not terrible.

Try to prevent my wife from killing my children, and maybe do some grilling. I mowed the lawn this morning.

It's supposed to be a wash-out on Monday here in central VT. I think I might do some ribs, string beans, corn bread, and baked beans. That's sounds about right.

Okay, so why didn't he hand himself over HIS desk? Did you leave him a voicemail and then text him to tell him to call you?

Fitz wears his wedding ring, and apparently he went to some school called Harvard.

The Kings Highway stretch from Ridge Rd to Lake Shore was a pretty fun drive. When you said submarine races, I assumed you meant watching turds and medical waste floating in the water at Durand Beach.

Christie Q: Which former 'Bama linebacker punched my brother in the face at a Chippewa Street bar?

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - WIN Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - LOSS Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - WIN Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons - LOSS Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - WIN Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - LOSS Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - LOSS Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets - WIN Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints - WIN Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers - WIN Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs - WIN Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* - LOSS Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts - WIN Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish - WIN Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* - LOSS Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish - WIN

Black bears are like alley cats here.

Was that college or high school?

Should I be excited about this? Is he a top 4 defenseman right away? Can he carry the puck up he ice fer chrissakes?

I love it! I'd like to make you an offer you can't resist...

You two want some alone time?

Can he play safety too?