Johnny Hammersticks

One of the kids involved lives about 20 minutes away from me. These damned millennials think they can just bone anywhere they want! Must have been all those participation trophies. You want to screw? Take her behind a bush or for a drive to an abandoned quarry like we used to do back in the day!! Get off my beach...

I can't name one vegetable that I don't like. Used to hate brussel sprouts, but I like them not that I have had them prepared the right way. My mother was a vegetarian while I was growing up, so I had to each all types of veggies...or go hungry.

Boom! Brie with a cracker (ritz or whatever) and some raspberry Jalapeño jam.

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

Trader Joe's has bangin pub cheese.

Agreed. Well stated. Nonsense.

No, thankfully I've never been asked to swim naked with 30 other boys while gym teachers stand about and creepily stroke their mustaches. lol I tend to trust my farts way too much. I "glitched" during a meeting at work a while back. My principal, regional superintendent, teachers, school counselor, and parents in attendance. I know those people smelled it. No one said anything and I just made my schitty undies disappear after the meeting concluded. It's hard to speak intelligently in front of your colleagues with a doody in your pants.

Jeez, I $&@t my pants 3 or 4 times a year at work. Another 3 or 4 times while at home or out and about. I usually just toss my underwear (if I'm out) in the trash and free-ball it the rest of the day.

Sad truth, although it appears that things are turning around drastically at OBD. Much more friendly salary cap situation even next season.

Chalk it up to generational differences, I suppose. I graduated in '97 and we used to shower together as a team after games. Never thought anything about it. I coach varsity lacrosse now and my players would never, ever do this. Not even sure it would be allowed if they wanted to.

Eh....no. Showering together quickly after a game/practice/gym class...okay. Floundering around a pool for hours with a bunch of other little boys ding-a-lings hanging out? Borderline pedophelia on the part of your gym teachers if you ask me. Weird. Where did you attend school?

Fair point. But our sheer ineptitude at the safety position didn't help. Watching our safeties last year was flat out painful. Hyde is far from an unknown. He is going to be a major component to this defense and ST IMO. Would be a tough loss.

Yeah? Did you enjoy watching Duke Williams and Jonathan Meeks get tooled on all over the field last year? It was freaking embarrassing. Versatile DB's like Hyde are essential to this defense.

Other than the obvious, losing Micah Hyde would be catastrophic. IMO, we need to add veteran depth at safety like right now.

Sounds like you need to JO more frequently.

When I was in my early 20's a few of us were drinking really hard at a graduation party. We were pretty smashed up and probably should have called it a night, but we decided to walk over to a restaurant where another friend was tending bar. There happened to be a large wedding reception going on in one of the banquet rooms. Our bartender friend poured us all these giant shots of Jager in rocks glasses. Like triple shots and it was room temperature. Immediately after I gulped down the shot I felt the need to vomit. I ran out the back and out the door just in time to barf all over the place right in front of the wedding party which was making their way from the limo into the reception. There was puke everywhere, and some even splattered on the shoes of groom and bride who were in front. I ran away and passed out at a school playground that was a few blocks down the street. Thankfully no one who witnessed the incident knew who I was. Absolutely mortifying, and I'm probably very lucky I didn't get my $&@ kicked.

Seems like people focus more on Ragland's size and measurables, and neglect to also consider his reputation as being instinctual and intelligent on the football field. Whether it's inside, outside, or with his hand in the dirt as an extra edge rusher, I think he can be a 3 down player in this defense. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.saturdaydownsouth.com/alabama-football/film-study-can-alabama-lb-reggie-ragland-get-anymore-freakish/amp/

This is just about how I feel about big bird. Flashed some ability in spots, but what he is truly is capable of remains to be seen IMO. Hopefully they find a way to give him a clean pocket in Chicago. One shortcoming of Glennon's that I have observed is that he tends to panic as soon as he sees pressure. Sometimes leads to very ill advised throws.

Eh, sometimes you gotta crank one out...

I hope it was some foul Japanese poop porn or something...lmao. This is very funny to me.

The ones I saw being launched up close....I was astounded that they didn't instantly burst into flames. They were teetering back and forth, and the flames were clearly touching the "fabric." I just assumed that they were made of some type of flame retardant material. Edit...wait, what? What is first language? How many languages to you speak?

I love when people make assertions about head coaches (not named Belichick, Ried, or Carroll) making the final call on major personnel decisions. Like lard $&@ Rex Ryan was actually working the phones in the war room that day. Get real.

This was my impression as well.

Ended up going to SEA. Pretty good food, but the service was pretty sloppy. Never got an appetizer I ordered, but the pho was pretty solid. Mom definitely enjoyed the food. Thanks for the suggestions!

Started with vodka mixed with pellegrino blood orange sparkling water. Finished with Brooklyn Summer and fireball shots. Rough morning.