Johnny Hammersticks

Even with his diabeetus?!

Plax did not have a CCW permit in NYS, IIRC. His permit was in Florida. Plus, he transported the gun across state lines. What he did was totally illegal in every way. Nothing even close to this. Oh, without a doubt.

Where do we see Middelstadt this coming season? Rochester?

IF the gun legally belongs to him AND he has a conceal carry permit this is a non-issue.

Dude has a conceal/carry permit, correct? He just failed to inform the officers that he was in possession of his LEGAL firearm. I agree. Nothing to see here other than poor judgment on Adolphus' part. He isn't going to be convicted of anything.

Doubt he gets suspended at all. Charges will get dropped.

This. Everyone likes a jock/pot head!

So don't get married if you're young and still want to bone lots of women. Some day you may want to get married. Don't end up like my Uncle Joe. Getting thrown out of the mall for making sexually inappropriate comments to elderly female mall walkers.

What a twatwaffle. Seems like you need to revisit your custody agreement in court. Get a good lawyer. It's worth it. Well, to be fair, chef's perception is based on JSP's posting record in PPP. So it must be legit.

Awww, man. You regret having your kids, bro? No bueno. How old are they? Do you see them? What's the scoop here?

Yes, but what are your thoughts about Adolphus Washington and the gun incident? I wonder what type of cheese Adolphus eats while he is shining his gun?

It's called getting old and becoming complacent. That's what happens when you hit your mid-late 30's and are still married. I got married when I was 29 and still had hot young women offering up the booty. When I first got married girls came out of the woodwork. Something about that ring. Never strayed though. My wife was a smokin hot piece of @$$. Still is pretty hot at 36 after 2 kids. She's a great mom, a decent cook, and she rarely gives me Schmitt about anything. That's why I'm still married. Some of my friends' wives are freakin twatwaffles. No way man. I'd be out of there. Living at an apartment complex with JSP and Kirk Van Houten.

Twatwaffle?! Hahahahaha! May I use that?

Wow. Gloves are off!! Dang chef...who pissed in your Wheaties this morning?

Jeebus! He'd make Gronk look like Wes Welker! 6'7" 280 with that type of athleticism...unreal.

Bunch of married people that hate each other. It seems like most of the couples the Mrs. And I hang out with actually really dislike each other. Seems like they stay married either for financial reasons or for the sake of the children. I gets really obvious and uncomfortable for everyone at times. Also an anecdotal observation here, but I recall a lot of my friends' parents splitting within 2-3 years of hem graduating high school.

Can't knock the hustle... My wife and I recently celebrated our 8th anniversary. She's cool and all, but I don't know about all this "the one" talk. You find one that is the least crazy that will let you bone her every once in a while. That's the secret to a happy marriage. Ouch...

What's the gayest cheese and the gayest cracker?

Dude is an absolute freak of nature.

Judge

Oops...meant Hodges.

Sam: Ragland/Lorax Mike: P. Brown/Ragland Will: Hughes/Humber

You're high on cracked pepper Triscuits? I gotta run to Price Chopper real quick...

Gotcha. I really enjoyed it (obviously), and I think Jeremy Renner was particularly awesome in this film. To each his/her own I suppose.

Wow. In Vermont the couple actually has to reside together for 6 months AFTER filing for divorce! I guess the rational is that they want you to give it one last chance or something. I have a coworker friend who is going through this process, and it has been ugly. They clearly are not a healthy couple, and should not be living together. I feel bad mostly for their 3 kids.