Johnny Hammersticks

Yeah, I heard this exact "take" a couple weeks ago. That unoriginal caller should have cited their source.

That's the best approach. Don't panic. Wait for her to contact you, John. Last thing you want is to appear desperate or needy, and scare away a beautiful baby. Just chillax, man.

The chef at Aureole sent us to coma land last night. Seven or eight course tasting menu. I almost fell asleep in the uber on the way back to the hotel. Last day in Vegas. We're headed down to "old Vegas" tonight. I might throw some money down at the golden Nugget.

Is this in the Dominican Republic? I recall landing similar to this when we went to Punta Cana.

Oh good god, man! Those poor children...

Make sure you work into the conversation that you are a fullonrapist, and that you are constantly seeking ways to improve the welfare of the less fortunate. That always works.

In N Out Burger last night after a day of drinking at the pool. 3 double doubles and a couple order of fries. Sooooo good.

It is conceivable that Peterman could win the #2 job in camp. Yates is just a good insurance policy.

Holy jumpin jeebus! I love that ride. Poor people.

He knows the Kubiak/Dennison offense. Could come in and start week one in a pinch if he had too. Peterman will likely take some time.

Dimwittedly witty. Cheers!

Holy flunk!!

Make sure to stop and see JH on your way up. Just please come clothed. You can have all the wine you want.

These are NOT the type of people you want to see naked. Ewww.

lmao

That's how the concierge described the MJ show, and part of the reason we opted to go see LOVE. More acrobatics and showmanship as opposed to dancing and a hologram show. LOVE was amazing. It's a sex act involving one testicle, an ice cube, and a blind chicken. Check urban dictionary.

Shouldn't Kevon Seymour be their spokesperson?

We saw the Beatles one instead. It was friggin amazing!

We tried her place for lunch on Sunday. Interesting spot. Although in the bathrooms there were plunger handles sticking out of all the toilets. Weird.

The burgers were both over 18 dollars. Order of fries was 8 dollars. 2 Tanquaray and tonics were 16 dollars each. And the Modelo draft was 12 IIRC. Add taxes and whatever fees they sneak in there and it's over a c-note for a cheeseburger dinner. I'll check it out, thanks. Right across the street from us. Edit: Whoa, just googled it. Thomas Keller restaurant. Mucho Dinero. I'd love to do French Laundry some day. Our "fancy" dinner is going to be at Aureole. I have a friend who is an exec chef for the Charlie Palmer Group, so we get "preferential treatment" at Charlie's restaurant.

Certainly eye opening how expensive it is to eat/drink here. Last night we were short on time after our work conference, so we went to a burger joint in The Mirage. Two burgers, two mixed drinks, and one beer led to a 115.00 tab. Unreal. Tonight we plan on going to this Vietnamese joint that is off the strip. Came highly recommended, and most dishes are under 10 dollars. Fortunately, our lunch is provided for us every day by the conference (Harrah's buffet). Last night we went to the Beatles Cirque show. My wife wanted to see the MJ one, but changed her mind at the last minute. It was unreal. Absolutely spectacular. The acrobatics and stuff were awesome, but the music made the show. My favorite thing about Vegas is he people watching. Well, basically watching all the beautiful women. I have to be careful not to get caught gawking by my wife. So far a very good trip, but if I were to do it again I would only do a 3-4 day stay.

I hope you're joking.

Bills bring in 3 FA D-Linemen today. Really going out on a limb with this take.

Sharp provolone is the balls. Regular provolone is good melted on top of baked pasta. That's about it, IMO.

Some teams are alumni teams, some are comprised of players from different colleges who are all from a particular area, one team is made up of a bunch of guys who play in the NYC playground circuit (Rucker Park). For the past couple years, Boeheim's Army had one or two non-SU players. It's definitely weird.