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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. I still don't fully understand. Like it's worn in already as opposed to stiff?
  2. Easy. She did give him permission to watch the game. #ballsinherpurse Your argument is like "I don't want that 100 dollar bill because it might give me a paper cut."
  3. What the heck does unstructured mean...as it applies to ball caps?
  4. I am going by myself tonight The wife can't do scary movies, and none of my guy friends will go with me because they all think going to the movies alone with another man is "gay" Can't wait!!!!!
  5. Mike Rodak will finally go through with his gender reassignment surgery.
  6. Cheers to that...story of my TBD life.
  7. Yikes. I was just joking around with ya, but okay. Bad day?
  8. Interesting. When are you releasing your doctoral thesis on this "redneck poser phenomenon?" Haha.
  9. Redneck is not necessarily synonymous with white trash, but I like what you did there. Many rednecks I know have gun collections that a worth far more than my house.
  10. My home town Auburn is a mixed bag. They've come a long way since Bass Pro came and downtown was completely revitalized. Still a heap of white trash floating around, but not nearly as bad as they depict in this piece, IMHO. Anyone been to Troy recently, BTW? Gentrification in full swing there. The hipsters are taking over the 'hood.
  11. At least the robbers avoided the post Taco Bell diarrhea.
  12. Yeesh...lots of doom and gloom in this thread. Shaq Lawson gets 10+ sacks and makes the pro bowl.
  13. Pretty sure learning that my date scooped one of her turds out of the toilet with her hand would be a deal breaker for me. Not enough hand sanitizer in the world to fix that evening.
  14. We saw the northern lights (greenish blue) while on a fishing trip last week up in northern Quebec. We've seen them up there before, but not nearly as brilliant as this time.
  15. https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.nytimes.com/2017/09/05/sports/baseball/boston-red-sox-stealing-signs-yankees.amp.html
  16. Oh, bless the poor, innocent children!! Good lord she's a freakin troll!
  17. There is a big difference between rebuilding and tanking. Some of you clowns don't seem to understand the distinction.
  18. Does Miller play on ST?? <gulp>
  19. Watched E1 of Narcos S3 last night. The Cali Cartel is ruthless!
  20. Could be...could be a reflection of his good play. Gaines was taking snaps with the #1 defense, no?
  21. The Slap Chop is the balls. Love it so much I bough an extra one just in case they stop making them. Want to make a quick western omelette? Slap Chop!!
  22. Looks like a goth chick. Probably a freak.
  23. I wonder if A-Aron Williams might sign with us?
  24. Okay, late to the party here. Why do folks think Miller (despite being named the starter at RG) is going to be traded? I just don't see it. Yes, he was drafted by the previous regime, but he's young and cheap and has been a fairly solid starter for us. Thoughts on why he might be traded other than he was drafted by Whaley?
  25. Looks like both Darnold and Allen stunk yesterday.
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