Johnny Hammersticks

...secretly wished would wear more open-toed shoes, but the TBD member that he longed for the most was...

Can we talk Flex Seal? I accidentally sawed my boat in half.

...and tonics with a squeeze of lime, all the whilst stuffing jalapeño stuffed olives into his girlfriend's....

If you're going to insult the man, at least spell his name correctly. Amature.

NDBUFFCUSEFAN...his bows and arrows are all the rage, but his rage has more than once landed him in...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...floating in the water?

Saw Wind River this past weekend. The wife and I really enjoyed it.

...lower health care premiums for middle class families, but...

This f)&@ing EBay seller is getting zero stars for delivery!!

Happy Birthday! Maybe he's with that Eagles fan girl...

...all of a sudden, the mechanic dicovered bloody human hair in the radiator. A horrific relic of what could only be dev's... F$&g!!

Full slate at work on Friday, or I'd consider it. It would take me 3 hours just driving to get to Malta. You guys should do it at the Log Jam sometime. Yeah, maybe in a Ferrari going 235.

Common CGF!!! It only about a 5 hour drive from Rochester...

You guys suck.

Interesting. Thanks.

Just curious. Those of you who are saying Zay ran a bad route...how do you know? Looks like he was angling toward the corner of the end zone, and had to abruptly turn in the other direction to try to make a play on the ball. You all know something I don't?

...gender ambiguous nocturnal marsupials, which never....

Interesting...Colton has been pretty solid.

Turd pile emoticon.

Eh, it was the right call given the contact and the amazing acting job by the DB.

Saw that....haha. Thought Teddy's head was going to explode...

This is why few people actually follow boxing anymore. Trash, scam.

...freely engaged in parking lot sex acts for Kiko Alonso jerseys. I brought my Reggie Ragland jersey to the home opener, and all I got was....

Miller is a bit smaller than you would like, but the kid just makes plays. Fast as hell and hands like fly paper. I like his toughness too. Willing and physical blocker.

Haha. This is the type of joke that is so foul, but you can't help but chuckle for a second. True story. My brother in law, when he was relatively new to my family, told the following joke to an audience which consisted of my parents, my great aunt Kiki (who is a bad drunk), and my 91 year old grandmother. My Mother was soooooooooo pissed. So, a child molester and a little boy are walking back into the woods at night, and the little boy says to the man "Geez Mister...It sure is scary out here!" To which the child molester replies "You're telling me! I have to walk out of here alone!" I wanted to crawl under the rug...