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  1. Johnny Hammersticks
    ...discarded kitty litter, which boyst also used in the bedroom with all of his Tinder "dates" as...
  2. Johnny Hammersticks
    Wow...sounds like quite the accomplished young man. Congrats. Looks like Iowa has a pretty solid club lax team. He should check it out. Quite a few kids from the Chicago area on the squad. http://www.hawkeyelacrosse.com
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    Can your kid dunk a basketball?
  4. Johnny Hammersticks
    The patient's first words..."how recently have the Bills made the playoffs?"
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    which is really a farmer euphemism for...
  6. Johnny Hammersticks
    Boyst was a simple man, but enjoyed many masochistic pleasures with his farm animals, including...
  7. Johnny Hammersticks
    You act like this is so far outside the realm of possibility. Are you following along with this whole North Korea thing?
  8. Johnny Hammersticks
    Ummm, okay....well a nuclear holocost is the first thing that pops into my mind.... Does that scare you?
  9. Johnny Hammersticks
    This is what we have lowered our standards to? What's the worst that could happen? Haha. God help us all.
  10. Johnny Hammersticks
    Solid post, man.
  11. Johnny Hammersticks
    I think Aaron Maybin had a similar build...
  12. Johnny Hammersticks
    Trump and Kim...Insane Clown Posse
  13. Johnny Hammersticks
    Of course I think it's sad. Sadly, it keeps me up at night sometimes. I need to stop watching cable news.
  14. Johnny Hammersticks
    My advice to Shady and all the other athletes...stay off social media and stop feeding the troll. The orange troll with road kill affixed to his coconut. This type of response is why Trump makes these comments. Common man!!
  15. Johnny Hammersticks
    I picked up on this after your 3rd post. Beautiful stuff
  16. Johnny Hammersticks
    I'd give up my middle testicle for Sam Darnold. Best QB prospect since Luck, IMO.
  17. Johnny Hammersticks
    What a beautiful garbled mess this is. I read it 3 times, and I still don't know where you're going here, boyst.
  18. Johnny Hammersticks
    Art teachers make the best marijuana edibles.
  19. Johnny Hammersticks
    ...kiss, which wasn't strange because his favorite band is Red Hot Chili Peppers, but it was strange because NDBUFFCUSEFAN is also a world champion....
  20. Johnny Hammersticks
    ...secretly wished would wear more open-toed shoes, but the TBD member that he longed for the most was...
  21. Johnny Hammersticks
    Can we talk Flex Seal? I accidentally sawed my boat in half.
  22. Johnny Hammersticks
    ...and tonics with a squeeze of lime, all the whilst stuffing jalapeño stuffed olives into his girlfriend's....
  23. Johnny Hammersticks
    If you're going to insult the man, at least spell his name correctly. Amature.
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    NDBUFFCUSEFAN...his bows and arrows are all the rage, but his rage has more than once landed him in...
  25. Johnny Hammersticks
    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs...floating in the water?
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