Johnny Hammersticks

Miller is a bit smaller than you would like, but the kid just makes plays. Fast as hell and hands like fly paper. I like his toughness too. Willing and physical blocker.

Haha. This is the type of joke that is so foul, but you can't help but chuckle for a second. True story. My brother in law, when he was relatively new to my family, told the following joke to an audience which consisted of my parents, my great aunt Kiki (who is a bad drunk), and my 91 year old grandmother. My Mother was soooooooooo pissed. So, a child molester and a little boy are walking back into the woods at night, and the little boy says to the man "Geez Mister...It sure is scary out here!" To which the child molester replies "You're telling me! I have to walk out of here alone!" I wanted to crawl under the rug...

These some crappy jokes...

You must be an Aquarius.

Good. Hopefully this guy cuts the crap with the ridiculous RB carousel. Pick a horse and run with him for a while. Guys like Hill and Mixon need to get in a rhythm. And watching G. Bernard run off tackle (and get stuffed) on 3rd and 2 is just frustrating.

Agreed. Yet Eifert seems to be a shadow of his former player self after the ankle injury. Lost a step.

I humbly disagree. I think this season has been the best yet. I can't get enough of Pacho, Miguel/Gilberto, and David Rodriguez. Great characters.

Yikes, that Cards defense is pretty stout against the pass, and can get after the QB. I think I'd start Blount in the flex by a c-hair. The Pats ran well against the Chiefs in the red zone. That is Blount's strength.

Ballers is a guilty pleasure of mine. I know it's ridiculous, but it's about football so I continue to follow along. Mt wife makes fun of me for watching it (yet she watches Desperate Housewives). I like your idea for the show about the "dirty dealings" of college football and recruiting. Last Chance U was pretty good.

A woman brings her Great Dane, Gugny, to the vet. After waiting for a bit in the lobby they get called into the examination room. When the vet came in and asked about the woman's concerns for her dog, she explained "I was wearing only my bathrobe yesterday as I was outside watering my plants, and when I bent over to water my Tulips, Duke jumped on my back and had sex with me." The vet paused for a moment, and replied "I am so sorry about this. You must have been horrified. So, I'm guessing you're here to have Gugny neutered." The lady responded "No, I am here to have his nails trimmed." Heyyyyooooo!

Those shots may have been free, my friend, but they did not come without a price. Lost my innocence that dreary evening...

Barnidge just ran for the hills screaming...after watching this first half. This is ugly, ugly football.

I was just a kid when wide right happened. I think like 4th grade. I had a good cry. I attended every home game since I was 7 years old. Brutal.

There were like 4 very docile Pats fans there, and a toothless stinky guy who kept buying me Jim Beam shots. Pretty good times.

Yes. Without a doubt.

This. Don't read too much into this. He had a bad game against a very good defense. That's all.

One of the most important take-always from week 1, IMO. They looked well coached.

Hahaha...yeah because boyst is not the type of man to kiss and tell...or share pics.

Who the Falk are you talking about?

Darnold looked equally impressive against Stanford yesterday. I see Lamar Jackson as the QB with the highest ceiling. His accuracy can be inconsistent, but he's a much improved passer this season, IMO.

Steer clear, bro. If it sounds too good to be true. It is. Don't be the gazelle. Be the lion.

Hopes We dominate and I get drunk and eat lots of good food. Expectations We win in a tough game and I get drunk and eat lots of good food.

Or maybe you're just hung like a pack mule?! lol Cheers brotha.

Good for him.

The troll looking friend of mine with charisma? lol