Haha. This is the type of joke that is so foul, but you can't help but chuckle for a second.
True story. My brother in law, when he was relatively new to my family, told the following joke to an audience which consisted of my parents, my great aunt Kiki (who is a bad drunk), and my 91 year old grandmother. My Mother was soooooooooo pissed.
So, a child molester and a little boy are walking back into the woods at night, and the little boy says to the man "Geez Mister...It sure is scary out here!" To which the child molester replies "You're telling me! I have to walk out of here alone!"
I wanted to crawl under the rug...