Johnny Hammersticks

Yes. Without a doubt.

This. Don't read too much into this. He had a bad game against a very good defense. That's all.

One of the most important take-always from week 1, IMO. They looked well coached.

Hahaha...yeah because boyst is not the type of man to kiss and tell...or share pics.

Who the Falk are you talking about?

Darnold looked equally impressive against Stanford yesterday. I see Lamar Jackson as the QB with the highest ceiling. His accuracy can be inconsistent, but he's a much improved passer this season, IMO.

Steer clear, bro. If it sounds too good to be true. It is. Don't be the gazelle. Be the lion.

Hopes We dominate and I get drunk and eat lots of good food. Expectations We win in a tough game and I get drunk and eat lots of good food.

Or maybe you're just hung like a pack mule?! lol Cheers brotha.

Good for him.

The troll looking friend of mine with charisma? lol

You're such a swordsman that you don't even speak to your dates? What, you just gesture to the bedroom and then push her toward the door when you're done? Haha. I think the key is less is more in terms of date conversation. If you come across as anxious about keeping the convo afloat, you're going to have some dry kitty going on. Play it cool and project confidence, and you're more than likely to plow a beautiful girl. Making a woman laugh is key too. I have this one friend...not a good looking guy at all. No girl would pick him out in a crowd for looks. Thing is, he always seemed to be pulling hot pieces of ass whenever we went out. He was a really funny kid and uber confident. His fiancé right now would be a 9.5 by most guys' standards. I really enjoy that I made your sig. haha.

Man-buns as far as the eye can see.

I looked on the Lids site and the '47 site and no dice. Maybe it's not in production anymore. Call the company.

It'll be okay, little buddy. Uncle Beane will make everything all better.

I still don't fully understand. Like it's worn in already as opposed to stiff?

Easy. She did give him permission to watch the game. #ballsinherpurse Your argument is like "I don't want that 100 dollar bill because it might give me a paper cut."

What the heck does unstructured mean...as it applies to ball caps?

I am going by myself tonight The wife can't do scary movies, and none of my guy friends will go with me because they all think going to the movies alone with another man is "gay" Can't wait!!!!!

Mike Rodak will finally go through with his gender reassignment surgery.

Cheers to that...story of my TBD life.

Yikes. I was just joking around with ya, but okay. Bad day?

Interesting. When are you releasing your doctoral thesis on this "redneck poser phenomenon?" Haha.

Redneck is not necessarily synonymous with white trash, but I like what you did there. Many rednecks I know have gun collections that a worth far more than my house.

My home town Auburn is a mixed bag. They've come a long way since Bass Pro came and downtown was completely revitalized. Still a heap of white trash floating around, but not nearly as bad as they depict in this piece, IMHO. Anyone been to Troy recently, BTW? Gentrification in full swing there. The hipsters are taking over the 'hood.