Johnny Hammersticks

...which is strategically positioned on his rear window, but perhaps the most odd thing about Johnny Hammersticks was his tendency to....

My HS math teacher used to blow dry his donger all stretched out in the locker room after his workout. Call me a snowflake for thinking little boys shouldn't swim naked together in front of adult teachers...that Schitt is just wrong. Sometimes a little body shame is a good thing, IMO.

You used to sniff the bathing suits? Ewwwww.

Swaby's is the bar with the electric chair. I believe it was used at Auburn Prison way back in the day. Cool spot. Yeah, Andy actually used to live upstairs from me way back in the day. My father rented the apartment downstairs, and his family owned the building. He was one of the nicest kids I ever met, honestly. Pretty damn good HS quarterback too. There was a homecoming game vs West Genny...Andy injured his leg in the final minutes and a couple of his linemen carried him down the field as he finished the game winning drive on one leg. You should ask him about that. Great dude.

I know Andrew.

Bwahahahaha!!! I need that shirt.

Yes, Ma'am. Born in Rochester, but lived in Auburn since I was 3. Owasco Lake is beautiful. Auburn city, especially downtown, has come a long, long way since I moved away in 2004. Still very much a prison town though.

It doesn't happen anymore. Can you imagine? Haha.

Graduated in '97. Auburn High School. Always wore swim trunks when we went for swimming lessons at the YMCA. Went every year for a couple week during elementary school. My varsity sports teams always showered together after practices and games. Kids don't do that anymore these days.

...underneath a sumo wrestler's diaper, but that's a whole different story because several animals were unintentionally harmed in the filming of....

Hey, I tried to tell my friend to chill with Brillo. I swear! I feel like I've done a good job with my son. My daughter on the other hand is a menace. There is nothing I can do about her. She's a meanie.

I was 17 years old, dude.

...something that will help with the horrible stench that emanates from mead's...

I don't think anything happened to either of them. My friend, I believe, was too embarrassed to report what happened, and no teachers witnessed what happened. Brillo-Head won on that day.

That cup of Dunkin Donuts coffee shall be etched in my memory forever. And yes, cream and sugar.

When I was a senior in HS, we always hung out near the student parking lot entrance before home room. My friend, for some reason, always had to bust this one kid's stones every morning on his way into school. The kid had really curly short hair, and my friend called him Brillo-head. After a while it got old, and we all told him to leave the kid alone. He didn't listen. So there we were one random morning and the kid walks in the door and my buddy says "hey f$&@ you Brillo-head!" Brillo walks over with a large Dunkin Donuts coffee, pulls the top off, and throws scalding hot coffee in my friend's face and runs away. My friend had some red skin/blisters on his face, but he wasn't seriously injured or disfigured. I'll tell you what though...he never call that kid Brillo-head again. True story...

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How could you forget a name like Amba Etta-Tawo? Especially given he scored 14 touchdowns in 12 games last season? Pretty rare?

...second cousin, Brother Frank, who was famous in his own right for being the only gay man to ever...

world famous scab collection; with the prize specimen being a scab in the shape of...

Are you speaking of Jalen Carey? If so, he eliminated Miami from his final 3 today.

Agreed. The guy had almost 100 catches last season for nearly 1500 yards and 14 TD's. If you watch every SU football game, and you're not familiar with this guy, you must be in a coma or something.

Huh? Based on what I saw from him last year at Syracuse, I can't believe the kid is a FA right now. I thought he's at least stick on JAX's PS after Robinson went down. I wish him well.

...several heroin addicts to utilize their shower, however, after several incidences of bizzare behavior including vomiting all over the bathroom and stealing dental floss, they have decided to...

Go Yanks!!