Johnny Hammersticks

My 7 year old son takes these GIANT dumps. I mean, 8-9 inchers! I was thinking today...how is his little body capable of making these things? Yeesh...

...as to deflate their already deflated self of steams, which irregardless of their amazing ping pong ball trick skills, turned them into sex crazed lunatics with long....

...Bobo the clown; working in the clown snuff-film industry...their most famous work involving helium balloons and tapioca pudding, in which they...

....Ralph, Ralph, and Randy who were notorious for firing ping-pong balls from various orifices of their bodies; enentually taking their act on the road as the opener for comedian....

...combination of stimulant and aromatic; a drug combination made famous by none other than the late Pablo Escobar, but rather than caraway seeds, Pablo's nose contained cocaine and...

I always found RM's comedy to be annoying and stupid, personally. Very sad that he died so young though. Off to that giant Golden Corral in the sky, big fella!! I hear they have a fried chicken chocolate fountain. RIP

...an antique used porcelain rooster ring and butt plug set, which was previously owned and enjoyed in the 1930's by none other than...

...and sliced red onions, which have been marinating in Chef Jim's....

This is shocking.

Never. Although he did have a solid offer from Gonzaga. I don't think he even took any other visits. Just heard back from my guy on the hill. He is saying that he doesn't believe any SU players/coaches are involved in the FBI/NCAA investigations. WRT Thompson, he says that Thompson actually wanted to stay at Syracuse. Says his Mother kind of forced his hand on the transfer decision. Seton Hall is basically right in his backyard, and Mom didn't like some of the things that were going on at 'Cuse. Says Mom is kind of a nut-job and was a PITA throughout his recruitment. Coaches really liked Thompson and felt bad for him. FWIW...

All I've heard about Thompson is that he was unhappy at Syracuse. Lost AW3 and Gillon who were his best friends on the team. Was at odds with Howard, but I don't know how much that had to do with his transfer. Interesting question tho...let me send out the bat signal!!

...Japanese puke porn and the Food Network show Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives hosted by Guy Fieri, and speaking of that guy...he once had a love affair with TBD member....

Jalen Carey, Darius Bazley and Buddy Boeheim makes for a very strong '18 recruiting class. Job well done by JB and crew on the recruiting trail, and there's still a good chance we land PF Nate Roberts next week. Let's hope Hop doesn't win out again and he goes to UW. Good things on the horizon for SU hoops.

The wife grills some kind of gluten-free flat bread, and has some disgusting soybean cheese that she tries to melt on top but it doesn't really melt. She's a good sport.

I'm 1-4 now. Lost Carson and Cook and only lost this past week's matchup by .3 points amazingly. I picked up Lacy off waivers, and I still have Gillislee, Mixon, and Blount. My WR's are trash though. Jordy Nelson is my only good one. I though Brandon Marshall was going to soar this year, but he has been on my bench the past couple weeks in favor of guys like Tyrell Williams and Allen Hurns. I am really starting to dislike FF.

We usually do our pizzas on the grill. We buy the "fresh made" dough at Price Chopper. Grill the dough on both sides first, and then add the toppings and turn the grill down to low. Makes em nice and crispy like I prefer. I like mine simple. Some good olive oil, fresh mozzarella, sliced tomatoes, fresh basil....salt and pepper. The kids prefer tomato sauce, shredded mozz, pepperoni, and black olives (my son loves the olives). My wife is gluten/dairy free, so I don't know what the hell she eats.

...which is strategically positioned on his rear window, but perhaps the most odd thing about Johnny Hammersticks was his tendency to....

My HS math teacher used to blow dry his donger all stretched out in the locker room after his workout. Call me a snowflake for thinking little boys shouldn't swim naked together in front of adult teachers...that Schitt is just wrong. Sometimes a little body shame is a good thing, IMO.

You used to sniff the bathing suits? Ewwwww.

Swaby's is the bar with the electric chair. I believe it was used at Auburn Prison way back in the day. Cool spot. Yeah, Andy actually used to live upstairs from me way back in the day. My father rented the apartment downstairs, and his family owned the building. He was one of the nicest kids I ever met, honestly. Pretty damn good HS quarterback too. There was a homecoming game vs West Genny...Andy injured his leg in the final minutes and a couple of his linemen carried him down the field as he finished the game winning drive on one leg. You should ask him about that. Great dude.

I know Andrew.

Bwahahahaha!!! I need that shirt.

Yes, Ma'am. Born in Rochester, but lived in Auburn since I was 3. Owasco Lake is beautiful. Auburn city, especially downtown, has come a long, long way since I moved away in 2004. Still very much a prison town though.

It doesn't happen anymore. Can you imagine? Haha.

Graduated in '97. Auburn High School. Always wore swim trunks when we went for swimming lessons at the YMCA. Went every year for a couple week during elementary school. My varsity sports teams always showered together after practices and games. Kids don't do that anymore these days.