Johnny Hammersticks

I was 17 years old, dude.

...something that will help with the horrible stench that emanates from mead's...

I don't think anything happened to either of them. My friend, I believe, was too embarrassed to report what happened, and no teachers witnessed what happened. Brillo-Head won on that day.

That cup of Dunkin Donuts coffee shall be etched in my memory forever. And yes, cream and sugar.

When I was a senior in HS, we always hung out near the student parking lot entrance before home room. My friend, for some reason, always had to bust this one kid's stones every morning on his way into school. The kid had really curly short hair, and my friend called him Brillo-head. After a while it got old, and we all told him to leave the kid alone. He didn't listen. So there we were one random morning and the kid walks in the door and my buddy says "hey f$&@ you Brillo-head!" Brillo walks over with a large Dunkin Donuts coffee, pulls the top off, and throws scalding hot coffee in my friend's face and runs away. My friend had some red skin/blisters on his face, but he wasn't seriously injured or disfigured. I'll tell you what though...he never call that kid Brillo-head again. True story...

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How could you forget a name like Amba Etta-Tawo? Especially given he scored 14 touchdowns in 12 games last season? Pretty rare?

...second cousin, Brother Frank, who was famous in his own right for being the only gay man to ever...

world famous scab collection; with the prize specimen being a scab in the shape of...

Are you speaking of Jalen Carey? If so, he eliminated Miami from his final 3 today.

Agreed. The guy had almost 100 catches last season for nearly 1500 yards and 14 TD's. If you watch every SU football game, and you're not familiar with this guy, you must be in a coma or something.

Huh? Based on what I saw from him last year at Syracuse, I can't believe the kid is a FA right now. I thought he's at least stick on JAX's PS after Robinson went down. I wish him well.

...several heroin addicts to utilize their shower, however, after several incidences of bizzare behavior including vomiting all over the bathroom and stealing dental floss, they have decided to...

Go Yanks!!

, but the real story was the man behind the dildo toss...a man named Escolito from Guatemala whose disdain for the Patriots stemmed way back to an incident in 1984 at a Boston pub where...

The Hammer is about to drop on U Miami today.

Nike is next. Look out Pay-Cal and World Wide Wes!!!

I think Humber has been outstanding. Not getting a lot of attention due to lack of "wow" plays (sacks, INT's), but has been very solid. Moves very quickly sideline to sideline, and I haven't noticed him being a liability in coverage...as someone stated above.

I just read on Twitter that Pitino met with the president of UL for a grand total of 5 minutes, stormed out, and left (with who I assume is his attorney) in a SUV. He was trolling reporters on the way out

...combing the fur of his emotional support animal, which is a squirrel that goes by the name of Fuzzy Nuts, a handle he earned while he was incarcerated for....

Does it not still mean close friend? Like I said, I want to say he wrestled at 145 but not positive. He was a pretty small guy.

Oh jeez...well we graduated HS in 97, so I imagine he enrolled in fall of 97. I haven't seen him in about 10 years. He actually lives down in Charlotte now.

My good buddy Adam went there for wrestling. Won NY class A States 3 consecutive years at 145 I believe. Kid was unreal.

You ever watch gladiator movies, mead?

Yikes! I still play in a summer men's league at 38 and it's not pretty. Good for him.