Johnny Hammersticks

Agreed. The guy had almost 100 catches last season for nearly 1500 yards and 14 TD's. If you watch every SU football game, and you're not familiar with this guy, you must be in a coma or something.

Huh? Based on what I saw from him last year at Syracuse, I can't believe the kid is a FA right now. I thought he's at least stick on JAX's PS after Robinson went down. I wish him well.

...several heroin addicts to utilize their shower, however, after several incidences of bizzare behavior including vomiting all over the bathroom and stealing dental floss, they have decided to...

Go Yanks!!

, but the real story was the man behind the dildo toss...a man named Escolito from Guatemala whose disdain for the Patriots stemmed way back to an incident in 1984 at a Boston pub where...

The Hammer is about to drop on U Miami today.

Nike is next. Look out Pay-Cal and World Wide Wes!!!

I think Humber has been outstanding. Not getting a lot of attention due to lack of "wow" plays (sacks, INT's), but has been very solid. Moves very quickly sideline to sideline, and I haven't noticed him being a liability in coverage...as someone stated above.

I just read on Twitter that Pitino met with the president of UL for a grand total of 5 minutes, stormed out, and left (with who I assume is his attorney) in a SUV. He was trolling reporters on the way out

...combing the fur of his emotional support animal, which is a squirrel that goes by the name of Fuzzy Nuts, a handle he earned while he was incarcerated for....

Does it not still mean close friend? Like I said, I want to say he wrestled at 145 but not positive. He was a pretty small guy.

Oh jeez...well we graduated HS in 97, so I imagine he enrolled in fall of 97. I haven't seen him in about 10 years. He actually lives down in Charlotte now.

My good buddy Adam went there for wrestling. Won NY class A States 3 consecutive years at 145 I believe. Kid was unreal.

You ever watch gladiator movies, mead?

Yikes! I still play in a summer men's league at 38 and it's not pretty. Good for him.

When you get the robot woman at the beginning of your call say "cancel service." That gets you directly to customer retention.

Nice! Good for him. I hope he's scoring some 'tang from the Iowa "lacross-titutes." lol. Chicks love lacrosse players! I actually was trying to pick him out on the roster, and was able to narrow it down a little by the way you have described his HS team. I figured he wasn't one of the Libertyville or Loyola kids. My close friend and former teammate coaches the New Trier varsity squad. I've seen quite a bit of Illinois lacrosse.

...Gugny gently whispered into Johnny's ear "I would do anything for love, but I won't.... Edit: Doh!!

Culture change at OBD across the board. If you act up tailgating or in the stadium, Beane and McCoach will trade you to the Cleveland Browns. "Sweet front flip into the burning table. You've been traded to the Dawg Pound. Enjoy."

...discarded kitty litter, which boyst also used in the bedroom with all of his Tinder "dates" as...

Wow...sounds like quite the accomplished young man. Congrats. Looks like Iowa has a pretty solid club lax team. He should check it out. Quite a few kids from the Chicago area on the squad. http://www.hawkeyelacrosse.com

Can your kid dunk a basketball?

The patient's first words..."how recently have the Bills made the playoffs?"

which is really a farmer euphemism for...

Boyst was a simple man, but enjoyed many masochistic pleasures with his farm animals, including...