Johnny Hammersticks

Funny, I didn't think Ducasse was that bad. I did think, however, that Dawkins was horrific. Horrible in pass pro, and almost worse run blocking. Richie did not seem like himself either. No way Zay Jones goes to the bench, bro. Who's going to play WR? We got noooooone! Sazingggg!

If Glenn starts, does Dawkins get some burn at RT? I hope so.

...imagination, but enough with the lady boys...there have been far too many instances of heroin related showering incidents involving a 4 iron, a little person named scary larry, and...

...people are locked inside a porto-potty and set on fire...

...the...

...who's regarded as a phenomenal lover; most widely recognized for his ability to suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose...a feat only appreciated by those who have seen Boaty with farm animals engaged in horrific acts of...

"Bah Caw," then Tom really got upset due to his horrible, debilitating Ornithophobia, so he grabbed a spatula and started...

...and some teams play exceptional defense and run the ball a lot. And some teams do that well and win games.

Plus, he made delicious chicken.

...Just Jack, who is a wonderful, forgiving mod who appreciates members who are usually well-behaved, but occasionally go off the deep end...Just Jack was also a male escort, whose genitals were mutilated when....

...covered in coyote feces, as he was known to enjoy the pleasures of...

Seriously. My boy drops logs as big as his forearm. Where does it come from? Turd must start at his esphagus.

Why do they offer HD and Standard def options for each game on NHL Center Ice? Does anyone actually choose the SD? It's like watching the game through cheese cloth.

Schitt's gotten "real" in this thread! Damn! lol

My 7 year old son takes these GIANT dumps. I mean, 8-9 inchers! I was thinking today...how is his little body capable of making these things? Yeesh...

...as to deflate their already deflated self of steams, which irregardless of their amazing ping pong ball trick skills, turned them into sex crazed lunatics with long....

...Bobo the clown; working in the clown snuff-film industry...their most famous work involving helium balloons and tapioca pudding, in which they...

....Ralph, Ralph, and Randy who were notorious for firing ping-pong balls from various orifices of their bodies; enentually taking their act on the road as the opener for comedian....

...combination of stimulant and aromatic; a drug combination made famous by none other than the late Pablo Escobar, but rather than caraway seeds, Pablo's nose contained cocaine and...

I always found RM's comedy to be annoying and stupid, personally. Very sad that he died so young though. Off to that giant Golden Corral in the sky, big fella!! I hear they have a fried chicken chocolate fountain. RIP

...an antique used porcelain rooster ring and butt plug set, which was previously owned and enjoyed in the 1930's by none other than...

...and sliced red onions, which have been marinating in Chef Jim's....

This is shocking.

Never. Although he did have a solid offer from Gonzaga. I don't think he even took any other visits. Just heard back from my guy on the hill. He is saying that he doesn't believe any SU players/coaches are involved in the FBI/NCAA investigations. WRT Thompson, he says that Thompson actually wanted to stay at Syracuse. Says his Mother kind of forced his hand on the transfer decision. Seton Hall is basically right in his backyard, and Mom didn't like some of the things that were going on at 'Cuse. Says Mom is kind of a nut-job and was a PITA throughout his recruitment. Coaches really liked Thompson and felt bad for him. FWIW...

All I've heard about Thompson is that he was unhappy at Syracuse. Lost AW3 and Gillon who were his best friends on the team. Was at odds with Howard, but I don't know how much that had to do with his transfer. Interesting question tho...let me send out the bat signal!!