Jump to content

Johnny Hammersticks

Community Member
  • Posts

    14,805
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Johnny Hammersticks

  1. Nah. I don't think it was dirty. Landry's hit to Chris Gragg last season? That was dirty and intentional, IMO.
  2. They still had a safety on that side of the field. He took 3-4 steps forward just before the snap, but then backed off...basically covering air instead of helping over the top. I think it was a matter of player error. Learn and move on.
  3. Hyde or Poyer (not sure which one it was) clearly should have had coverage over the top. He wasn't even showing blitz, or playing the run. He was out of position, and should have recognized the 1:1 coverage on AJ Green. He was essentially covering no one. Yes, Tre got beat badly, but that's AJ Green. That just cannot happen, but people do make mistakes.
  4. Chocolate, "fudge like" flavored popsicle.
  5. ...who has very well-developed visual/kinesthetic intelligence, and can skateboard, juggle, and play tennis at an elite level....the problems began for Tom's brother when he accidentally brought a tranny hooker to a little league game; sparking outrage when said tranny hooker...
  6. I partially tore my labia today doing the 3 cone drill with my drunk aunt Franny. I put some ointment and a band-aid on it.
  7. Is Gary Barnidge still looking for work?
  8. Funny, I didn't think Ducasse was that bad. I did think, however, that Dawkins was horrific. Horrible in pass pro, and almost worse run blocking. Richie did not seem like himself either. No way Zay Jones goes to the bench, bro. Who's going to play WR? We got noooooone! Sazingggg!
  9. If Glenn starts, does Dawkins get some burn at RT? I hope so.
  10. ...imagination, but enough with the lady boys...there have been far too many instances of heroin related showering incidents involving a 4 iron, a little person named scary larry, and...
  11. ...people are locked inside a porto-potty and set on fire...
  12. ...who's regarded as a phenomenal lover; most widely recognized for his ability to suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose...a feat only appreciated by those who have seen Boaty with farm animals engaged in horrific acts of...
  13. "Bah Caw," then Tom really got upset due to his horrible, debilitating Ornithophobia, so he grabbed a spatula and started...
  14. ...and some teams play exceptional defense and run the ball a lot. And some teams do that well and win games.
  15. Plus, he made delicious chicken.
  16. ...Just Jack, who is a wonderful, forgiving mod who appreciates members who are usually well-behaved, but occasionally go off the deep end...Just Jack was also a male escort, whose genitals were mutilated when....
  17. ...covered in coyote feces, as he was known to enjoy the pleasures of...
  18. Seriously. My boy drops logs as big as his forearm. Where does it come from? Turd must start at his esphagus.
  19. Why do they offer HD and Standard def options for each game on NHL Center Ice? Does anyone actually choose the SD? It's like watching the game through cheese cloth.
  20. Schitt's gotten "real" in this thread! Damn! lol
  21. My 7 year old son takes these GIANT dumps. I mean, 8-9 inchers! I was thinking today...how is his little body capable of making these things? Yeesh...
  22. ...as to deflate their already deflated self of steams, which irregardless of their amazing ping pong ball trick skills, turned them into sex crazed lunatics with long....
×
×
  • Create New...