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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. Harvey was a member at The West Chop tennis club in Martha's Vineyard where I used to spend my summers working during college. He used to harass the waitresses relentlessly. One very attractive Irish girl in particular. Never got "handsy" to my knowledge, but made lots of sexually inappropriate comments. The girls just put up with it because he was an amazing tipper. Also, his wife was an absolute smokeshoe. Smoking hot tall blonde, and she was independently wealthy which I found interesting because she was married to Harvey who is a repugnant fat blob.
  2. I'm hearing spring 2018. Can't wait!
  3. Because he's getting killed out there! He quite literally is getting pressure on every play, and the run blocking is virtually non-existent. Erick Flowers, the kid they drafted to protect his blind side, is turrible. Better off putting a trash can out there at LT. Eli is not the problem with the Giants.
  4. Yeah, they're really bad. Like painful to watch bad. They've drafted horribly in recent years with the exception of the Landon Collins pick. Flowers is a RT just like everyone said he was, and Evan Engram was a horrible, horrible pick. How they have neglected the o-line so badly is almost impressive. Jerry Reese and McAdoo need to go.
  5. My buddy and his uncle (HUGE Reds fan) ran into Pete at the Detroit airport on their way to Vegas a couple months ago. I guess Pete was a huge a-hole, and would barely speak to my friend's uncle who was like a kid on Christmas morning. Pete refused to take a pic with him, so he snuck behind him and my friend took a pic of them without Pete knowing. I saw the picture. Pete looked to be smelling his left arm pit...lol.
  6. Haha...I would have wrapped that little bugger up like a pretzel in a slick restraint. One of the perks of my job.
  7. We just hired a new special educator at one of my schools, and I'm fairly confident he is on the Autism Spectrum. Would a story like that make for a good TV series similar to the blind Doctor kid one?
  8. Dude, that show was absolutely unreal. My wife was going back and forth about which show to see, and I told her "honey, let's go see whichever one you want. I really don't care. Not my thing." Man, I was literally shaking by the end. It was amazing. So powerful.
  9. Hahahaha...actually a good old fashioned tranny hug is one of the most fitting ways to kick off your Vegas trip. While you were there did you happen to run into all those disgusting homeless people handing out "Orgasm Clinic" cards? I nearly vomited on this one woman she smelled so bad. Such filth.
  10. I would never go back unless it was free. Ridiculously expensive, crowded, unbearably hot, and scummy. The only things I enjoyed about Vegas were the Cirque Beatles show and the marijuana dispensary. The rest is vastly overrated, IMHO.
  11. What? This is crazy. When was the last time USA has not qualified? Not a big soccer guy, but I do pay some attention and definitely look forward to the WC.
  12. Nah. I don't think it was dirty. Landry's hit to Chris Gragg last season? That was dirty and intentional, IMO.
  13. They still had a safety on that side of the field. He took 3-4 steps forward just before the snap, but then backed off...basically covering air instead of helping over the top. I think it was a matter of player error. Learn and move on.
  14. Hyde or Poyer (not sure which one it was) clearly should have had coverage over the top. He wasn't even showing blitz, or playing the run. He was out of position, and should have recognized the 1:1 coverage on AJ Green. He was essentially covering no one. Yes, Tre got beat badly, but that's AJ Green. That just cannot happen, but people do make mistakes.
  15. Chocolate, "fudge like" flavored popsicle.
  16. ...who has very well-developed visual/kinesthetic intelligence, and can skateboard, juggle, and play tennis at an elite level....the problems began for Tom's brother when he accidentally brought a tranny hooker to a little league game; sparking outrage when said tranny hooker...
  17. I partially tore my labia today doing the 3 cone drill with my drunk aunt Franny. I put some ointment and a band-aid on it.
  18. Is Gary Barnidge still looking for work?
  19. Funny, I didn't think Ducasse was that bad. I did think, however, that Dawkins was horrific. Horrible in pass pro, and almost worse run blocking. Richie did not seem like himself either. No way Zay Jones goes to the bench, bro. Who's going to play WR? We got noooooone! Sazingggg!
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