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  1. Johnny Hammersticks
    Nah, I just didn't want to be in hot water due to copyright infringement. You're a drooling idiot, young man. See what I did there? Switched it up.
  2. Johnny Hammersticks
    DC Tom? Will you please?
  3. Johnny Hammersticks
    This seems logical. People who create "trolling" threads on football MB's must have been sexually molested by their uncle. Glad this is all cleared up now.
  4. Johnny Hammersticks
    Because he's not good at football?
  5. Johnny Hammersticks
    My wife HATES Clay Matthews. She points out how disgusting he looks with his long hair every time we see him on TV. Another increasingly annoying series of TV ads, IMO, are the Peyton Manning Nation Wide commercials. That jingle is the soundtrack to my nightmares.
  6. Johnny Hammersticks
    Dilly Dilly!!
  7. Johnny Hammersticks
    We need to send a message that an old, washed up WR can't reconsider his retirement from football? I doubt that a team would even give up a 2022 7th round pick for him. We don't want to come across as the scorned ex-girlfriend. Release the Boldin. Yeah, man. Profound. I Googled "oppression quotes."
  8. Johnny Hammersticks
    Indeed... Wait, what?
  9. Johnny Hammersticks
    "Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed." MLK Jr.
  10. Johnny Hammersticks
    "I'm more of an Eric Wood guy." lmao
  11. Johnny Hammersticks
    I wish we were able to get more pressure with our front 4. They have been handled pretty well by some not so great o-lines (cinci).
  12. Johnny Hammersticks
    The chrome one is kinda cool....the other two are hideous, IMO.
  13. Johnny Hammersticks
    Justification for me to drink more.
  14. Johnny Hammersticks
    That HR by Puig was a blast. He's fluffin unreal. I thought Houston would pull Giles a couple batters earlier. I have no horse in this race, btw, just enjoying some great baseball.
  15. Johnny Hammersticks
    Sometimes when I'm sexting and I type "orgasm" it autocorrects to "organism." Such a bother.
  16. Johnny Hammersticks
    Y'all "confident" Dodgers fans just got rooster smacked in the lips. Dang...
  17. Johnny Hammersticks
    Jimmy Johns blows, and so does this ham-handed quip by the brilliance in NFL journalism that is 247 sports. Serious burn here.
  18. Johnny Hammersticks
    Eh, sometimes you gotta get a feel....lol Especially if you're pooping in a diaper. Let's let G-Dubs alone, but keep the young women away from his wheelchair fer chrissakes!
  19. Johnny Hammersticks
    Don't do Facebook, mang.
  20. Johnny Hammersticks
    Whatever, dude. I say keep kicking the tires on these fringe players. At the very least you are giving them a shot. Show and prove and you earn a roster spot...if not, bring in the next guy.
  21. Johnny Hammersticks
    Great game last night. Kershaw was just a little better than Keuchel, and the Dodgers got some timely hits. Looking forward to the game tonight. Verlander has been unhittable in the playoffs. Should be interesting.
  22. Johnny Hammersticks
    This is how my senior year went. Failed every class with the exceptions of US Government and English, which were the only classes I needed to graduate. Lots of beer, bong hits, and girls.
  23. Johnny Hammersticks
    Tyrod in a 3 step drop=no bueno
  24. Johnny Hammersticks
    Yes, twice. Both times I woke up wearing lipstick and my ear canals were really sore. Weird.
  25. Johnny Hammersticks
    Happy day, Fergs!
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