Johnny Hammersticks

Will someone please send this thread to hell?

This is actually a very clever and funny idea.

Houston again. Wow. And they managed to preserve their bullpen. This team is just steamrolling right now. Especially at home.

Yeah, maybe a few shots to the forehead with a blackjack will learn that youth to behave! lol

How did this conversation turn to verbally/physically attacking NFL players? lmao! Wow...

That video is insane! lol...rotten little turkey! Did anyone else notice the police officer with some common sense that was discouraging the other officers from smashing the freaking window in all over a 10 year old child? Thank goodness for that guy.

Shirley, you can't be serious...

Sadly, I believe this is just the social climate at present. If we can't beat 'em on the field...beat 'em off

Good post ^^

Okay. So race is a hot button issue right now. Seems like folks are more comfortable lately voicing "controversial" opinions, and also folks are uber sensitive to such comments as well. I'm not trying to get all political here at all. I don't know if McNair is a racist or not. What I do know is that he made a not so smart comment at a really bad time. I don't think the saying "we can't have the inmates running the prison" is racist, necessarily. I have heard it used at work (in schools) referring to classroom/school discipline. I think the Texans have something good going. Houston has also been devastated by tragedy. I hope this doesn't ruin their season.

Nice work! Creative.

Nah, I just didn't want to be in hot water due to copyright infringement. You're a drooling idiot, young man. See what I did there? Switched it up.

DC Tom? Will you please?

This seems logical. People who create "trolling" threads on football MB's must have been sexually molested by their uncle. Glad this is all cleared up now.

Because he's not good at football?

My wife HATES Clay Matthews. She points out how disgusting he looks with his long hair every time we see him on TV. Another increasingly annoying series of TV ads, IMO, are the Peyton Manning Nation Wide commercials. That jingle is the soundtrack to my nightmares.

Dilly Dilly!!

We need to send a message that an old, washed up WR can't reconsider his retirement from football? I doubt that a team would even give up a 2022 7th round pick for him. We don't want to come across as the scorned ex-girlfriend. Release the Boldin. Yeah, man. Profound. I Googled "oppression quotes."

Indeed... Wait, what?

"Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed." MLK Jr.

"I'm more of an Eric Wood guy." lmao

I wish we were able to get more pressure with our front 4. They have been handled pretty well by some not so great o-lines (cinci).

The chrome one is kinda cool....the other two are hideous, IMO.

Justification for me to drink more.

That HR by Puig was a blast. He's fluffin unreal. I thought Houston would pull Giles a couple batters earlier. I have no horse in this race, btw, just enjoying some great baseball.