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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. Because he's not good at football?
  2. My wife HATES Clay Matthews. She points out how disgusting he looks with his long hair every time we see him on TV. Another increasingly annoying series of TV ads, IMO, are the Peyton Manning Nation Wide commercials. That jingle is the soundtrack to my nightmares.
  3. We need to send a message that an old, washed up WR can't reconsider his retirement from football? I doubt that a team would even give up a 2022 7th round pick for him. We don't want to come across as the scorned ex-girlfriend. Release the Boldin. Yeah, man. Profound. I Googled "oppression quotes."
  4. "Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed." MLK Jr.
  5. "I'm more of an Eric Wood guy." lmao
  6. I wish we were able to get more pressure with our front 4. They have been handled pretty well by some not so great o-lines (cinci).
  7. The chrome one is kinda cool....the other two are hideous, IMO.
  8. Justification for me to drink more.
  9. That HR by Puig was a blast. He's fluffin unreal. I thought Houston would pull Giles a couple batters earlier. I have no horse in this race, btw, just enjoying some great baseball.
  10. Sometimes when I'm sexting and I type "orgasm" it autocorrects to "organism." Such a bother.
  11. Y'all "confident" Dodgers fans just got rooster smacked in the lips. Dang...
  12. Jimmy Johns blows, and so does this ham-handed quip by the brilliance in NFL journalism that is 247 sports. Serious burn here.
  13. Eh, sometimes you gotta get a feel....lol Especially if you're pooping in a diaper. Let's let G-Dubs alone, but keep the young women away from his wheelchair fer chrissakes!
  14. Don't do Facebook, mang.
  15. Whatever, dude. I say keep kicking the tires on these fringe players. At the very least you are giving them a shot. Show and prove and you earn a roster spot...if not, bring in the next guy.
  16. Great game last night. Kershaw was just a little better than Keuchel, and the Dodgers got some timely hits. Looking forward to the game tonight. Verlander has been unhittable in the playoffs. Should be interesting.
  17. This is how my senior year went. Failed every class with the exceptions of US Government and English, which were the only classes I needed to graduate. Lots of beer, bong hits, and girls.
  18. Yes, twice. Both times I woke up wearing lipstick and my ear canals were really sore. Weird.
  19. Mindhunter (Netflix) is a very, very good show, IMO. You have to make it through the first episode, which is kind of "clumsy," but it essentially sets up the story. Murder mystery/drama/forensic psychology deliciousness. I highly recommend...
  20. This is what I am hoping also. Would make for a much more well rounded LB group. They'd still be able to get Lorax plenty of snaps.
  21. I love his talent. Doubt Buffalo brings him in...even if released and they're somehow able to grab him through waivers. Doesn't seem like a McD/Beane type player. I'm thinking that Pittsburgh holds his feel to the fire here. Fine him for missed practices, and make him a healthy scratch on Sundays. Make a statement to team that this is not the right way to go about expressing your displeasure. They're not getting much in return in a trade anyway.
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