Johnny Hammersticks

You play with Chris Hogan by any chance?

Hmmm...gingers don't have a soul. But a potato chip shaped like a ginger? Good question.

Tried to but it freaked out! Something about how potato chips believe having their photograph taken steals their soul. Took me 30 minutes of diaphragmatic breathing to calm him down and re-gain his trust.

He's deceased. That might be frowned upon. I was thinking this tonight at my son's hockey practice. Must be it... The chip chose me, Mead. It's the same shape, although it did get a bit soggy sitting near the sink. I have it in my trophy case now. Is he concerned? I need his take on this phenomenon. Weird! Is there an existing thread about food resembling Brees' face mole? Mods feel free to merge....

So I was opening up a fresh bag of salt & vinegar potato chips yesterday evening, and what was staring right back at me? There was a small, burnt potato chip exactly the same shape and size as the mole on Drew Brees' right cheek! How am I to interpret this? Does this mean we are going to eat him up on Sunday? Does this mean he is going to chip away at our defense? Does this mean coach McD will be "salty" at his players come post-game on Sunday? Why couldn't I go for the pretzels? My normal snack food of choice is cheetos....but not last night! I'll admit. I'm beginning to become concerned here... help?

Another horrible tragedy. It's fugged up that I can't even watch the news in the morning before work because I'm afraid my children will see/hear something horrible every 3 seconds. Sick freakin people out there. Think about your loved ones being in the path of one of these psychos...

My wife is angry with me because my parents didn't try the butternut squash soup she made while they were visiting this weekend. How am I responsible for this? In response to the OP...we need to build a wall around TBD and impose immigration bans. The inmates are beginning to run the asylum.

Eh. The Saints defense doesn't impress me. I think we should be able to run the ball against them. Control the clock and keep Cool Brees off the field.

I met these guys Gugny and Boyst in a dark alley. After some weird stuff I signed in and was hooked.

Jeez. What did J Williams do? He looked decent in the preseason. Did he expose himself in front of Kim Peg's or something?

I've wondered myself if some of these post-TNF loss trolls might actually be Jets fans. Miserable bastards, typically of below average intelligence, churning out clumsy and unimaginative hate post/threads. Get off my message board <scowl> To respond directly to the OP, I do think Buffalo can bounce back this weekend. Gaines coming back is going to be huge. The addition of Clay and Benjamin to the offense is exciting. We do play very well at home. Hopefully Dennison and his boys get together and think about their play calling. Total suck fest against the Jets. Go Bills!

My friend's fiancé got punched in the face by a male Dolphins fan down in MIA last season. They were walking back to their car after the game...never even had an interaction with the guy. He just sucker punched her in the face and ran away with his buddies laughing. There are a-holes everywhere including Buffalo.

I watch all the games. Great if they win, and stinks if they lose. Doesn't affect my week either way. I used to get all bent out of shape after a loss, but that seems to have changed over time. I do get pissed, however, if I stay up for a prime time game and they lose.

Good post. Realism at its finest!

Yeah, purely a mistake by O'Leary. Happens, unfortunately.

5-3 brah... I just put on my kid's hockey helmet.

5-3

You'll jump down my throat? You're terrifying! Will you warn me when that's about to happen so I can go hide under my bed? What a joke...

Exactly. Bad game. Perfect storm of our team basically not showing up, and the Jets coming out and playing inspired football in front of their home crowd in a prime time game. The next 2 games, in particular, will shape the rest of our season, IMHO. Getting back Gaines will be huge. Getting back Charles Clay and adding KB to Tyrod's arsenal will also help. Also, not having to play against that unreal Jets defensive line for the rest of the reg season will be nice.

It's easier for you to call names and hurl insults than to have reasonable discussion, isn't it?

Nonsense. This is a 7-8 win team at best. If you don't see this you are an "idiot" according to the OP. Stop being so positive! Being a "realist" is so much more intrinsically rewarding.

I read your post, and your central theme is obviously insinuated. The thing is, I do not disagree with a lot of what you wrote. I just see things differently. Bad games happen. I think we're a lot better than we displayed last night. You think we are what we saw last night. That is the difference between you and I, Mr. Negative.

No need for name calling little fella. Yeah, you're a realist like Pablo Escobar was a humanitarian. We all saw the problems last night. It doesn't mean the end of our playoff hopes. Where were you when we curb stomped the Raiders last week? The team that had beaten the all mighty Chiefs the week prior. One thing about team sports is that neither the lows nor the highs define the season. It's a body of work, and this team has shown us that we can hang with anyone. 5-3

Keep being an eternal pessimist, and see what happens. Here's a hint...you'll still be a miserable person. Hell, I don't even think making the playoffs would do it for some of you clowns. We're 5-3. We played a bad game last night. It happens. Step back from the ledge, or do us all a favor and just jump.