Sometimes my wife will buy fresh fruit, like a bunch of green apples, for a table centerpiece in the summertime. She gets pissed if I eat one of the pristine apples before we have guests over for dinner. I should be able to have the apples in my home, and eat one or two If I want right? Have my apples and eat them too? After all, I make more money than her so those apples are more than half mine, right?!