Johnny Hammersticks

Studs on the Sub! Freakin tank going over the mountains.

Vlad Putin’s hot oil boy.

I’ve had poutine many, many times. Very common here in VT, and we go up to Montreal 2-3 times per year. Most restaurants serve it there. The worst poutine I’ve ever had, BY FAR, was at a casino restaurant in Ottawa. The fries were horribly mushy, the gravy flavorless, and the cheese looked more like grated cheese curds. Flavorless. I couldn’t even take 3 bites and I was starving.

Peterman. Gotta see what the kid really has. Let him play out the rest of the season. No reason for Tyrod to play.

Didn’t. Did you know that Chris Hogan played lacrosse at Penn State?

Sam Darnold’s grandfather was named Dick Hammer. He was an actor that played the Marlboro Man, and also played football at USC. That’s cool.

The food stuff is very strange to me. My wife, after years of having the same diet (loads and loads of dairy and gluten) developed a gluten sensitivity (eventually diagnosed with Celiac) almost over night. Within a span of a couple weeks she started to get rashes all over her face and body, and even started to lose small patches of hair. What is very curious to me is that this all started in the midst of a very stressful event for her at work. This makes me wonder if some of it is psychosomatic. Anyway, she has a few “naturalist” doctors that she sees regularly, and we have completely changed diet. We spend hundreds of dollar per month on expensive supplements, and nothing. It just keeps getting worse. This topic may warrant it’s own thread. Kind of a support group

Expected, but disappointed. What sort of precedent is the NFL setting here? One game suspension for CLEARLY attempting to injure a defenseless player....AFTER THE WHISTLE!?! If I did that to someone at the supermarket, I’d be going to jail and likely subject to a huge lawsuit. Complete bull ****.

Everyone!

I used to have this reoccurring dream the night before the first practice of the lacrosse season. I showed up to practice naked with no lacrosse equipment, and spent the rest of the dream trying to make a stick and protective equipment out of things I could find near the practice field. Made a stick out of a tree branch one time. Very anxious dream. Interesting. Had a dream a couple weeks ago that I was teaching my son how to cut 2x4’s with a skill saw. Woke up to leaf blowers right outside my window.

We will start with the airing of grievances!!

I get the impression that your wife and mine are very similar with regard to severe dietary/environmental sensitivities. I bet we would have a very interesting conversation. I support my wife unconditionally, but secretly am skeptical of some things.

Precisely! Well done, fergs.

Yeah, I’m sure Gronk is still pissed NE drafted him instead of Buffalo

Ah ha! Hire 2 prostitutes and call me in the morning.

While you don’t project it, you have a deflated sense of self-worth and are experiencing anxiety related to your competence with completing things in your life. Maybe your job? Maybe your love life? Maybe something else?

Which town? I’ll be the judge of that.

Beer-pong very few of these words have to do with tailgating, BTW. Weak.

There’s a chance, but this is a really tough matchup for Syracuse. This KU squad is a 2-3 zone’s nightmare. Forwards who can handle the rock in the paint and pass from the free throw line, and 3 or 4 guys who are shooting around 40% from the 3 point line. If our guards can’t get out and in the face of their shooters...we’re dead ducks. KU is missing phenom freshman forward, Billy Preston, which is significant. Today’s game is a great test for Syracuse.

He was just a basic McDonalds cheeseburger. About 4 feet tall. Little arms. Little legs. Cowboy hat. Pickles, minced onions, ketchup, mustard. Creepy kinda guy though because he doesn’t speak. I can’t remember if he has a face even....

Fake tree. Who the hell does an upside down Christmas tree? Hipster millennials? Seems paganistic.

AJ....plowed his girlfriend next to the potty potty. what the hell? Tailgate words don’t start with a and end with j. It’s a rule.

Acrobatic....fall through the flaming table

Freaky. I don’t want to know, but I’m guessing it will involve bourbon, hookers and walleye fishing. Yes, but tell us about the last one you did have

My “source” tells me that Thorpe and JB got into a big blow up after the MD game. I guess it got pretty nasty. Obviously about playing time. Apparently, Thorpe crossed the line with Jimmy and he told Geno to take a hike. Allegedly, they wanted to be able to give more minutes to Howard Washington anyway. But if Frank Howard or Battle get hurt...oh boy!