Johnny Hammersticks

He was just a basic McDonalds cheeseburger. About 4 feet tall. Little arms. Little legs. Cowboy hat. Pickles, minced onions, ketchup, mustard. Creepy kinda guy though because he doesn’t speak. I can’t remember if he has a face even....

Fake tree. Who the hell does an upside down Christmas tree? Hipster millennials? Seems paganistic.

AJ....plowed his girlfriend next to the potty potty. what the hell? Tailgate words don’t start with a and end with j. It’s a rule.

Acrobatic....fall through the flaming table

Freaky. I don’t want to know, but I’m guessing it will involve bourbon, hookers and walleye fishing. Yes, but tell us about the last one you did have

My “source” tells me that Thorpe and JB got into a big blow up after the MD game. I guess it got pretty nasty. Obviously about playing time. Apparently, Thorpe crossed the line with Jimmy and he told Geno to take a hike. Allegedly, they wanted to be able to give more minutes to Howard Washington anyway. But if Frank Howard or Battle get hurt...oh boy!

Sucks, but he wasn’t going to be much of a factor this season anyway. I think they want to groom Howard Washington more. I’ll put out the bat signal to see what I can find out about this.

I don’t believe so No, but I did watch Silence of the Lambs the other night. I think my dream may be related. Nice try, but everyone who knows me well knows I’m probably going to die at an early age. Way too much booze, drugs and dirty women. Think deeper, fergs. I didn’t die in my dream. In fact, I felt strangely at peace once cheeseburger man caught me. He meant no harm to me, but was sent to communicate something. What was the deal with the cowboy hat though? That is the real question.

I've gotten into the habit of keeping a dream journal. If I can remember my dream, I write down a little summary while my kids are eating their breakfast. It's fun to go back through and read them. I have had a bad cold recently, so I have been taking NyQuil before bed to knock me out. It seems like I have the most lucid, crazy dreams when I take NyQuil or any sort of sleep aid. Anyway... Last night I had a dream that I was being chased by a cheeseburger man wearing a cowboy hat. I was camping in a tent with my mom, which was weird because she always hated camping. All of a sudden she wasn't there, and i became very scared. I wandered around the forest looking for her when cheeseburger man appeared. He chased me slowly...like one of those dreams where you are running through 12 inches of wet cement in hip waders. I finally ran back to the tent, and sat down in front of the door exhausted. Mom nowhere in sight. I remember feeling scared, but resigned to my fate as a victim of cheeseburger man. He walked up to me slowly and silently, reached out his hand, and when he opened his hand a large gray moth climbed out and landed on my knee. Cheeseburger man just stood there silently and watched. Then I woke up cold and drenched in sweat.

Holy smokes!! Tiger is smacking the snot out of the ball! Is he back on the juice?

To his credit, he has been playing with a sprained AC joint in his throwing shoulder, his offensive line is horrible, and he has no weapons. Too bad he won't be able to participate in the Senior Bowl. I'd love to see him with some talent around him. As a NFL prospect...I'm just not sure about him but I am intrigued.

MSU is a very strong squad this year. Scary to see what duke did to them without Marvin Bagley III. Duke is going to be nearly unbeatable this year. F Duke!!!!!!

You think he will be active? He hasn't been on the active roster since week 8. That would be the ultimate BB kick in the pills

You simply must be aggressive on offense to keep up with NE. Best way to beat Brady is to keep him off the field. We really need our running game to step up this week for us to have any chance to win.

Poor, poor young man

What?? IMO, he'd be out there, especially in goalline situations, if he were playing well. No way he'd be inactive. I guess we'll have to agree to disagree.

It’s more than a “numbers thing” that is keeping their 6.4 million dollar RB inactive on Sundays. It has very little to do with formations. Gilly played poorly, didn’t take care of the football, and quickly fell out of favor with the hoodie. I watched it happen. If he were playing well he’d be out there. Lagarrett Blount didn’t play special teams, and he had like 19 TD’s last year.

Won’t see Gilly or Hogan. Gilly fell out of favor with the hoodie after a few fumbles.

No way in hell he is 6’1”

They recruited Bamba really hard until he made it clear to the coaching staff that he wasn’t interested.

Agreed. Snagging is slimy dirtbag stuff. They snag the crap out of salmon in Alaska. It’s horrible.

For a seemingly smart guy you’re really slow on the uptake sometimes.

I hate everything about that organization from the owner on down.

Syracuse Basketball. My family had seasons from 1983 until 2009 when my father’s physical health declined and I was living in Alaska. We had 4 seats, but I think I went to just about every game with my Father since I was about 4 years old. I still catch 4-5 games per year, and I always take my son (7) to a game for his birthday in December. So many amazing memories with my pops.

14th Star Maple Breakfast Stout is my new steeeeeze!! Love it! And it’s not just for breakfast anymore