Johnny Hammersticks

Is respectful to all mannequins. Regardless of their gender identity.

Easy for you to say old man. Clearly, your children grew up long before the EOAS phase My wife and I forgot about the elf last Saturday night. We stayed up late and had more than a few drinks. You should have seen the panic in my bride’s eyes when she heard my daughter’s bedroom door open in the morning. She gave her a good stiff arm back into her bedroom and ran downstairs to do something with the damned elf. Hilarious.

I hate that damned elf. My son is old enough now that he remembers the “elf pranks” we did in previous years. I’m running out of ideas. And those websites that claim to have “easy elf on a shelf ideas” are full of ****! If it takes me more than 10 minutes and requires a band saw, vice grips, velcro and a glue gun it’s not easy!!!

Doesn’t know where to find glory holes, but has plenty of glory hole videos at his disposal.

Knows his way around the business end of a glory hole.

Jeebus...some of you

Indeed. He is a meat head. Always has been.

Why are you so angry? Lighten up, Francis.

Easy now. Don’t frighten him away. This is good stuff.

Yeah, man. Makes sense. Stay strong.

Kiko would be better as a nickel safety. Situational type player. Not a great LB, IMO.

Lacanfora just tweeted. Somehow, Buffalo just traded a 3rd and a 7th for Alex Smith. Joe Webb will start the 4th quarter for Buffalo. Taylor traded to Denver for a 5th.

Oh, good grief. What a schmuck.

Brandon Reilly being inactive seems to indicate that they feel pretty good about Kelvin Benjamin’s knee. That’s good news.

Did people call you a jerk and a liar? I missed that. Not cool. I will say, however, that it’s not so much your memory...it’s your delivery.

Russ Brandon’s memo. Everyone needs to include a cover page on their TPS reports.

Hedge your “bets” homie. Good strategy.

I predict Buffalo will strongly consider all free agent QB options (I could throw some crap at the wall but you already have), and if nothing pans out they will draft a QB in the first round. That QB will be Bernie Kosar Jr. What do you mean when you say “facts that happen in the same week.” ? What has happened or is going to happen this week?

But didn’t you say Cousins to Buffalo was a near certainty?

What exactly did you predict that isn’t already being speculated about by the LaCanfora’s of the sports world? Buffalo may be interested in Alex Smith as their future QB? In the same article it cites Baker Mayfield as an alternative prediction. I don’t know crap, and I could have made that prediction, Nostradamus.

That poor, poor young man. Lock that troll up!

Thank you very little.

Don’t insult Spags like that At least he is entertaining.

Exactly.

Dude’s an absolute clown. I honestly don’t care if what he is posting is true or false at this point. I can only take so much douchbaggery, and he is dripping with it. I can’t believe how some of you guys are kissing his ass the way you are. Have some respect for yourselves for chrissakes. 90% of the crap he is posting can be figured out by anyone with half a brain.