Johnny Hammersticks

How did you know I wear glasses ? Ehh, I’ve watched all the games man. I’ve seen Zay play really poorly (poor route running/drops), and I’ve seen him do some really good things. That said, I’m not ready to completely condemn him like you are. Ultimately, I think he’ll be better suited to play in the slot. I don’t think he is best suited to play the “x” or “z” WR positions in the NFL.

Yeah? With the exception of his mediocre performance last week, at home against Miami, how has Tyrod played down the stretch? What, did he throw for 53 yards against the Saints? Yeah, they’re going to shell out 18 million for Tyrod next year with all the holes needed to fill in FA. Yeah, bud

I have very little to say about that game other than congrats to the Bonna fans. They deserved the win. Yes, the officiating was terrible both ways, but Bonna was the better team overall. So frustrating watching Frank Howard run this offense. I long for the days of Jalen Carey. Also, Tyus Battle needs to take over games. His shooting was awful tonight. Brissett needs to get more opportunities, and Dolezaj is a straight maniac on the offensive glass. Fun to watch.

Worst thing about LSD. Never try stuffing a 10 strip up your poop shoot when the cops bust your house party. Bad things, man. Bad things.

I don’t know enough to disagree with you, but after seeing him today this is disappointing to hear. His arm really is unreal. Which prospects do you like?

Really? I hope he decides to play in the senior bowl. I really want him to be Buffalo’s Ben Roethlisberger for some reason...

McCoach certainly does. If we’re up 14 or more, we’re not taking ANY chances on offense. Play bend but don’t break defense and chew clock on offense. Bonus if you can move the sticks a few times. Believe me, I am a HUGE fan of Tyrod Taylor. I love the guy and it kills me that he just doesn’t have “it.” His play this season has proven to me that we can/should do better at the QB position.

I think the fact that Peterman started a game this season while Tyrod was healthy is a pretty good indication that they’re going to go in a different direction.

If we make the playoffs he deserves to be the starter? Nope, IMO. Regardless, we’re moving on. We already know what Tyrod brings to the table.

I don’t know....I’ve seen very little of Allen this year. He looks really good to me right now. What an arm!!

I like what I’ve seen from him thus far in this game. Gets the ball out quickly, nice compact delivery, and gets incredible velocity on his throws. Seems to climb the pocket pretty well, and seems to keep his eyes up field. That TD pass was an absolute frozen rope. I need to see more.

Nice, man....

The only thing I’ll agree with you on there is that he lacks “deep speed” to take the top off a defense. I have yet to see definitive evidence of those other things. I’ll reserve judgement until I see Zay with someone else under center.

This. Peterman with a rookie closely nipping at his heels. I’ll guess for fun...Josh Allen (2nd round pick).

I think your harshness is a bit premature. A “lackey?” A “complete flop” and a “washout?” Common man!

They must be (well used to be) the best grandparents in the world!!! ”Santa tells me you’ve been good this year Timmy! Here’s your brick of high grade marijuana!!” Yay!!!!!!!

I also think we have a good shot. I think, most of all, this will be the ultimate test for our coaching staff. Where in the past we have always been grossly out-coached by the hoodie. McCoach and crew had a pretty good game plan for Brady last time. We just couldn’t move the ball. Let’s hope we can get it done this time.

Yes, the world is finally going to realize this on Sunday. Brilliant. Do you lick windows?

Stolen valor?! What exactly is your proof, sir?

So, in other words, we have like a .000087438% chance of acquiring Kirk Cousins. But he sucks, right, so why would we want him?

He’s still the best interviewer in the bizz. The Gary Busey interview was unreal. Who knew??

I still really enjoy the show. It has “evolved,” but still pretty funny and entertaining, IMO.

Yeah...wow. And how do you know this

Conditioner is different than when you were in HS/college in the 60’s

I wonder what type of shampoo he uses? Leave in conditioner, or wash it out? Kid must be absolutely slaying the ‘tang.