Johnny Hammersticks

I have a smart TV that is connected to my WIFI. I have some apps that were built into the television, but the watch ESPN app is through DirecTV. The way it was explained to me by the DTV rep, my television is the problem in that it is no longer “technologically equipped” to support their app. It didn’t work at all last night. Had to watch the game on my phone.

A former college girlfriend of mine was at a music festival in Geneva, was sitting down listening to music, and literally had half of her face ripped off by a pit bull. The dog had absolutely no history of aggression up to that point is my understanding.

I believe GM’s can have informal discussions about players at any time during the season/offseason. Could be mistaken though. I don’t see the Redskins placing the franchise tag (exclusive or non-exclusive) on Cousins, and I don’t see them working out a long-term deal before the free agency period. I think Cousins becomes an UFA, and will be allowed to sign with any team.

I’m not validating the OP’s claims, however, teams are at liberty to have “discussions” prior to the draft/FA period. I see this Cousins situation as plausible. Still don’t understand the WNY connection though.

I have DirecTV. When ever I turn on ESPN I can press a button which opens the Watch ESPN app. Most college basketball games are on there. Other sports too.

Do we actually have to go to Detroit to get it ???

My TV sucks. Very few of the apps work anymore. It’s only 4 years old...55” Visio LED. I need to get a 4K. Maybe post Christmas sales.

Should be a decent game. I’m confident in Syracuse to win, but I’m not overly confident. I might actually go to this game. I’m traveling back to Auburn for Christmas, and could catch the game with the fam on the way home.

Watch ESPN freezes up on my television. I have really good internet too. I don’t know why it does that. There is also no volume during commercials. Weird.

I’m 38, but I still have the rooster of a 34 year old!

Common. Let’s be serious here. I propose that you open an “adult bakery” which specializes in making cakes and other confectionaries that resemble male/female genetalia. Nail down those untapped bachelor/bachelorette/orgy markets.

Tough to gauge from the mug shot, but I’ll go out on a limb here and say yes I would. Seems like she’d be a freak in the sack.

Here’s a random thought. Are there “black” band-aids? I mean, like for African Americans....I’ve never seen one. If so, do they have different shades? Surely a dark African straight from Somalia would have different band-aid needs than a guy like Tiger Woods. Right?

Gives great best man speeches.

Looks like Lattimore, White, Adams and Hooker are the top candidates. In that order.

Is respectful to all mannequins. Regardless of their gender identity.

Easy for you to say old man. Clearly, your children grew up long before the EOAS phase My wife and I forgot about the elf last Saturday night. We stayed up late and had more than a few drinks. You should have seen the panic in my bride’s eyes when she heard my daughter’s bedroom door open in the morning. She gave her a good stiff arm back into her bedroom and ran downstairs to do something with the damned elf. Hilarious.

I hate that damned elf. My son is old enough now that he remembers the “elf pranks” we did in previous years. I’m running out of ideas. And those websites that claim to have “easy elf on a shelf ideas” are full of ****! If it takes me more than 10 minutes and requires a band saw, vice grips, velcro and a glue gun it’s not easy!!!

Doesn’t know where to find glory holes, but has plenty of glory hole videos at his disposal.

Knows his way around the business end of a glory hole.

Jeebus...some of you

Indeed. He is a meat head. Always has been.

Why are you so angry? Lighten up, Francis.

Easy now. Don’t frighten him away. This is good stuff.

Yeah, man. Makes sense. Stay strong.