Johnny Hammersticks

I worry about flying spiders

Oh, Shameless rules! I can’t wait for the next season to come out. The wife and I binge watched all of them over 2 weeks of the summer. Such a great show.

Ehhh...I’m not buying the Jags a world beaters. They have been exposed to some degree in recent weeks, and their run defense has struggled. Also, I agree with previous posts in that our secondary is going to give Bortles fits. Throw in a little pass rush, and I can see some turnovers happening. Sure they’re favored, but I’m not at all feeling like they are vastly superior to us. It just might be a field goal battle, and I like our kicker.

This team will sell the farm to move up in the draft to get.....Roquon Smith. I have a source, and don’t hate on me. Anybody want to buy a bridge in Mattydale, NY?

...so they’ll probably give him a new contract.

I have decided that this thread and this “character” is one of the greatest troll jobs in recent TBD memory. We are all suckers. No one could possibly be this blissfully idiotic in real life. Bravo, OP.

Nice luxury to have a two OT’s (Dawkins/Henderson) who can hold down both sides of the line in a pinch.

Come on, man! You can’t make this stuff up! I’m going to go dark now because my feelings are hurt. The haters around here.

Grabs popcorn....

I got Clemson and Oklahoma in the Nat’l championship game. Oklahoma pulls off the upset. I have a source.

Yeah, like yesterday

Blake Bortles was once catfished by a Hawaiian transsexual named Tanti Me’o.

Way to vaguely go out on a limb, dude. There will be a special play. Really? Some awesome prognostication there.

I just changed it. Notorious BIG lyrics. Makes me laugh.

Yes, yes we do. This is not insider information. There have been posters here who have done this the right way. This is not that. This is embarrassing.

Fine, but it should be moved somewhere else other than TSW, IMHO. This is dumb, and a skid mark on our beloved site.

The creator(s?) of all this filth deserves a painful anal fissure, IMO.

How is this thread positively contributing to the TBD community again? I can’t believe the mods haven’t locked this pile of garbage down. Die thread, die!

Wood and Vlad absolutely blew up the interior of the Phins d-line on the Kyle Williams TD run. Pushed the DT’s 2-3 yards into the end zone.

Weak. Go Bills

Yes. I mean no. Maybe?

I’d love for Moyer to work on a CJ Fair’esque “lob shot” in the lane. He seems to have good court sense, and I like his intensity. Good kid too from what I understand. Works hard. Good win tonight.

I former college girlfriend of mine dated him a while back when he was at UCF. She told me that he was into feet. In a sexual way. That’s all I got. Oh, and he lost one of his nipples in a moped accident.

My wife had some tears rolling down her cheeks. I was holding back the tears, as we were at a NYE party, but my emotions were probably very similar to all of yours. It feels great. Cheers to all of you. We deserve this.

I always watch the games at home, in my recliner, with my wife and my son. Very safe, controlled environment. Tonight we had committed to a NYE party at a friend’s house, and I was dreading it because (living in VT) I knew I would be surrounded by Patriots fans. These people were all friends/acquaintances of ours, but I was still dreading it. I was amazed, as all these people watched the game along with my wife and I, and cheered just as hard as us during the big moments. I think, even as soulless degenerate pats fans go, they could understand and feel the emotion of the moment for me. My wife had tears rolling down her cheeks, and I was choking them back. It was pretty cool.