Johnny Hammersticks

I once smoked a packet of morning glory seeds because I heard that it made you high. This was last weekend.

You had me at Remi.

Sounds like a typical Saturday night in the Hammersticks’ bedroom...sans the wife’s lover thing.

Do you let your dog lick your sandwich before you eat it?

I don’t know if it’s a New England thing or a Vermont thing, but they love to put shredded cabbage on subs here. At first I was appalled and wouldn’t try it. It since has grown on me. Adds a nice crunch to the sandwich. As long as the cabbage is shredded super thin. At most places it’s either cabbage or romaine leaves. No shredded iceberg. Not a big fan of romaine on my sub.

Oswego Sub Shop

I dunno...maybe because most of these people learned how to drive in the mountains or VT.

Just a hunch. Huge international airport. Good infrastructure. Lots of universities. I also heard that they offered up a huge plot of developable land adjacent to the airport.

I remember back in the day before concussions were “a thing” quite literally regaining consciousness on the playing (lacrosse) field. I’d just get up and keep playing. Now, one of my players takes even a little hit, and I’m almost certain to lose him for the rest of the game. Probably the next game too. I’m all about safety, but I think things have gotten a little carried away.

I realize the list is in alphabetical order, but I would be surprised if Atlanta didn’t get it.

I was driving south from Burlington to Middlebury yesterday during a pretty decent snow storm.....more vehicles in the ditches than on the road. All Vermonters. What the hell? Why don’t these people know how to drive in the snow?? Best thing about it was nearly half of the vehicles off the road were these giant 4 wheel drive trucks

Three cats?! Jeebus. You must have a kiddie pool sized litter box, man!

I just got my hair cut and the girl butchered it. I look like a friggin marine.

What’s Beef? Notorious BIG

With all the cadavers in the Minni missing their knee ligaments...no thanks. Same for Bradford, IMO. Both an awkward fall away from amputation.

My son is scary smart. He is going to be so much better than me. He is so kind and funny. This makes me happy.

Only if it’s her birthday.

Oh, come on. Lighten up. I like the celebrations. It’s fun.

Gross. No...just no. And now I’m envisioning Gugny naked on a bed of lettuce eating tuna fish. For some reason Gugny looks just like Jack Black in my mind

I’d rather have Rashaan Evans AND Vita Vae/Maurice Hurst

We’ll take it. As much as I’ve grown to dislike Pitt, it is sad what has happened to that program since Jamie Dixon left for TCU. It doesn’t get much easier for the rest of January, although we do have a good stretch of road games. Hopefully Autry and Chukwu can take some of that foul shooting practice time and practice dunking the basketball. Nice game for Howard last night. Such a grease ball...

The show certainly has evolved, but Howard is one of the best (if not the best) interviewers of all time.

I’ll play. 17% What did I win?

So many good RB’s in this draft.

What’s a facebooker? Wait, let me type it into Ask Jeeves.