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  1. Johnny Hammersticks
    Yikes! Was it from your boys bouncing around in there? I’ve never hear of such a thing. My wife bought me some boxer briefs for Xmas and keeps telling me to try them. I thought it was just because she likes the way my little muffin ass would look in them.
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    Have fun! Looks like a neat restaurant. If you really want to get some out of this world food, try Thomas Keller’s Bouchon at The Venetian. You will thank me later.
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    If there is a zombie apocalypse, will the zombies eat Keith Richards...or just assume he is a fellow zombie?
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    Yeah, her voice is pretty hot. Always liked watching her in Pushing Up Daisies. Great rack. No way those veins are real. Right ?
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    Another 17 year drought? I’d be 55 by then and probably more interested in LL Bean catalogues and healthy bowel movements. No probs.
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    Look at those flabby elbows and biceps. She’s about 4-5 years away from full blown bingo wings.
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    He also said Gaines was out vs Miami and McCoy out vs Jax. Said McCoy’s injury was “much worse than expected.” Good predictions...
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    Funny, my source told me Chudzinski for OC. Then again, my source is a neighborhood squirrel named Jerry Feingold.
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    You mean petite women with a nice set of hammers? What is this...cans? Let’s not get crazy here... Very cute, and I’d buy her a fish sandwich, but no where near a 10, IMO.
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    I’ve always been a boxer type of guy, but everyone seems to be wearing boxer briefs. What’s the deal? I like my boys to have room to roam.
  11. Johnny Hammersticks
    Was looking forward to a quiet, relaxing weekend at home by myself. The wife and kids were supposed to go to Syracuse for my MIL’s birthday party. My daughter came down with a fever today. Dang it!!
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    Oh, no! Who would pay for that??
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    Brian Daboll, Bama OC, is a name being tossed around. Apparently he was on W & M coaching staff when McCoach was a player there. If anything, the thread title needs to be amended. I think the subject matter is a little more unique to even the OC search one.
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    John Miller...hands down. What the hell happened to him after a fairly promising rookie campaign? Did he just suck at Castillo’s blocking scheme?
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    I’d be very surprised if they didn’t have someone on the hook before making this call. Mike McCoy on line one!!
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    I would definitely do this trade, but also draft a QB early. I don’t, however, view this as a realistic scenario.
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    I never had a 10.....but one night I f$&@%d five 2s! -Carlin
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    I don’t think Anna Kendrick is ugly at all. Average looking bird. I’d rough it up. Maya Rudolph is attractive in a way, IMO, but I bet she has big hands/feet. Ultimate deal breaker for me.
  19. Johnny Hammersticks
    Well, you’re the one that keeps bringing up trannys, man! Maybe you have something to get off your chest...or on your chest. I think your sublimating your repressed bizarre sexual proclivity onto me! Let your freak flag fly, Frankie!!! We’re very accepting here at TBD. Well, except for @Boyst62 .
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    Probably. Check President Trump’s dossier ? Growing up, my Father was a construction worker. I learned all of my “dirty” terminology from him and his work friends. A nice shaft is a nice body, a nice toilet is a nice ass, and a nice set of hammers referred to nice boobs. Tough to shake old habits. No pun intended...
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    Just watched S4 E1 of Peaky Blinders last night. Holy freaking crap?! Where do we go from here?? There’s going to be hell to pay.
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    Oh, gotcha. Make-up or not, I have always thought MG was kind of weird looking. Not ugly by any means, but bizarre. Like I said in a previous post, her smile reminds me of the joker in Batman. I do think she has a decent body though.
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    Holy good lord! Scary.
  24. Johnny Hammersticks
    Forgot to mention the aquarium. It’s a pretty good one if that’s your thing.
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    Oh yeah, if you plan on going out at night bring something nice to wear. If you don’t want to stick out like a sore thumb. For some reason people get really decked out there for the restaurants/bars/clubs. I wore nice dress shoes, nice jeans, and a button up shirt and I still felt underdressed. Bring a sport coat, and have your lady wear a dress
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