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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. That is really cool. I can’t wait to get my results. And you’re right about the intermingling of cultures thing. After all, the Moors did invade Sicily and changed the bloodline forever
  2. My Mother bought me 23 and Me for Christmas. My Father never knew his Father, as he took off before he was born. It has always been a big family secret per my grandmother’s wishes. I’m so curious to see the results. I think my Mother’s side is 100% Irish if she is correct about her lineage. My paternal grandmother is 100% Sicilian born in Siracusa. Again, my paternal grandfather is ??. How does the results link you directly to potential ancestors/living relatives? Do living relatives have to had taken the test also? This is exciting stuff.
  3. Yikes! Was it from your boys bouncing around in there? I’ve never hear of such a thing. My wife bought me some boxer briefs for Xmas and keeps telling me to try them. I thought it was just because she likes the way my little muffin ass would look in them.
  4. Have fun! Looks like a neat restaurant. If you really want to get some out of this world food, try Thomas Keller’s Bouchon at The Venetian. You will thank me later.
  5. If there is a zombie apocalypse, will the zombies eat Keith Richards...or just assume he is a fellow zombie?
  6. Yeah, her voice is pretty hot. Always liked watching her in Pushing Up Daisies. Great rack. No way those veins are real. Right ?
  7. Another 17 year drought? I’d be 55 by then and probably more interested in LL Bean catalogues and healthy bowel movements. No probs.
  8. Look at those flabby elbows and biceps. She’s about 4-5 years away from full blown bingo wings.
  9. He also said Gaines was out vs Miami and McCoy out vs Jax. Said McCoy’s injury was “much worse than expected.” Good predictions...
  10. Funny, my source told me Chudzinski for OC. Then again, my source is a neighborhood squirrel named Jerry Feingold.
  11. You mean petite women with a nice set of hammers? What is this...cans? Let’s not get crazy here... Very cute, and I’d buy her a fish sandwich, but no where near a 10, IMO.
  12. I’ve always been a boxer type of guy, but everyone seems to be wearing boxer briefs. What’s the deal? I like my boys to have room to roam.
  13. Was looking forward to a quiet, relaxing weekend at home by myself. The wife and kids were supposed to go to Syracuse for my MIL’s birthday party. My daughter came down with a fever today. Dang it!!
  14. Oh, no! Who would pay for that??
  15. Brian Daboll, Bama OC, is a name being tossed around. Apparently he was on W & M coaching staff when McCoach was a player there. If anything, the thread title needs to be amended. I think the subject matter is a little more unique to even the OC search one.
  16. John Miller...hands down. What the hell happened to him after a fairly promising rookie campaign? Did he just suck at Castillo’s blocking scheme?
  17. I’d be very surprised if they didn’t have someone on the hook before making this call. Mike McCoy on line one!!
  18. I would definitely do this trade, but also draft a QB early. I don’t, however, view this as a realistic scenario.
  19. I never had a 10.....but one night I f$&@%d five 2s! -Carlin
  20. I don’t think Anna Kendrick is ugly at all. Average looking bird. I’d rough it up. Maya Rudolph is attractive in a way, IMO, but I bet she has big hands/feet. Ultimate deal breaker for me.
  21. Well, you’re the one that keeps bringing up trannys, man! Maybe you have something to get off your chest...or on your chest. I think your sublimating your repressed bizarre sexual proclivity onto me! Let your freak flag fly, Frankie!!! We’re very accepting here at TBD. Well, except for @Boyst62 .
  22. Probably. Check President Trump’s dossier ? Growing up, my Father was a construction worker. I learned all of my “dirty” terminology from him and his work friends. A nice shaft is a nice body, a nice toilet is a nice ass, and a nice set of hammers referred to nice boobs. Tough to shake old habits. No pun intended...
  23. Just watched S4 E1 of Peaky Blinders last night. Holy freaking crap?! Where do we go from here?? There’s going to be hell to pay.
  24. Oh, gotcha. Make-up or not, I have always thought MG was kind of weird looking. Not ugly by any means, but bizarre. Like I said in a previous post, her smile reminds me of the joker in Batman. I do think she has a decent body though.
  25. Holy good lord! Scary.
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