Johnny Hammersticks

...or is it that people who “go bare down there” do it because they’re having a bunch of sex. Thereby increasing their risk of contracting STDs. I mean, you don’t want to attend a gang-bang with mop length hair coming out of your ass. Amirite?

How do you fellas go about manicuring your tender bits? I got a veritable jungle going on down there, and I need to do some man-scaping. Razor, trimmers, weed wacker?

Oh good lord!! Think of the poor children

Yeah, I saw this on Twitter too. We have the same source, bro

I personally thought that Vlad played pretty well down the stretch. I would like to see an open competition for RG in training camp.

1. No one knows. It’s like the lost colony of Roanoke. 2. Chad Kelly

Q: What is Michael Jackson’s favorite baseball team? A: The Expos

Boy, they sure make things look easy when shots are falling, huh? Everyone who played deserves credit, but the real hero in the game was the defense. This was the most active I’ve seen the defense all season. They played with a physical edge on the glass as well. I hope Moyer is okay, obviously, but it was good to see Dolezaj play. I almost forgot why I liked his game so much. Two very important games coming up with Pitt and Wake. The “experts” say 9 ACC wins gets you in the dance.

I’ve had a beard since September, but I use one of those Mach 4 jobbers when I do shave.

Ateman is the Jarvis Landry of this class. Overlooked somewhat due to the WR that was across the field from them in college ball.

What did Trubisky do to show that he still belonged in the top 5? He looked terrible, IMO.

Get Out got 4 nominations?! One for best picture?? That movie was not good.

@Chef Jim? Someone needs advice.

I don’t have a problem with it. At least he will be taking part in all the practices. I don’t think he has anything to hide. Everyone knows he’s not 6’1”.

How about a four tortilla? Made with the same ingredients as bread, correct? Or at least very similar ingredients. Don’t be acute isosceles, @joesixpack

Well, if you subscribe to @joesixpack‘s any variation of a sandwich is a sandwich logic. Then, maybe a Taco is a sandwich?

What is the prevalence of this tide pod challenge thing? Wide spread occurances, or just a few idiots on YouTube?

Might I suggest a moist towelette?

Sounds kinky. Maybe you’re logic is flawed, Stewie. A sandwich is a filling between 2 slices of bread. Everything else is a variation of a sandwich (e.g., hot dog, sub, hoagie, grinder, wrap, etc...).

Correct

No it's not. It's a wheat-based meat and cheese tube.

One of the few 1 techs that can be a very, very good 3 tech, IMHO.

If you eat your hot dog between 2 slices of bread, you can call it a sandwich.

Agreed. He's one of the best out there right now.

Thought you would say Italian Beef sandwich from Al's or Johnnie's.