Johnny Hammersticks

Come back? The ball was thrown to the exact spot that Thompson broke his route. It was a bad throw.

How are all these raccoons getting their hands on opioids, anyway?!

If you win, whatever you purchase with your winnings will kill you. Only after your grandmother deep mouth kisses you for 20 minutes.

Fair point. Then it’s a definite nay. She looks like a pear with ears.

Funny timing of this thread. My son just turned 8 on 12/28. Up until about 2 weeks ago, I always gave him a hug and a little peck on the lips before he left for school. Thought nothing of it, really. I love the kid with all my heart, and it didn’t seem to bother him. Well, about 2 weeks ago I was tucking him into bed and went to give him a kiss and he kinda turned away. I chuckled and said “what’s wrong, do you feel weird having your dad kiss you on the lips now that you’re older?” His response was “I don’t know...should I?” I gave him a kiss on the forehead and haven’t given him a kiss on the lips since.

Is this a yay or nay type thread?

I read that Curaçao was colonized by the Germans in 1659.

I’m afraid of flying spiders

Geez...how sad Reminds me of one of my father’s hunting buddies from way back in the day. We used to go deer hunting down in Wellsville, NY for a long weekend every year, and would go to the bar before dinner. I would play pool/video games and drink Pepsi, and the guys would drink a few beers. One of the guys would crack his first beer in the morning and keep drinking all day. Pure alcoholic. He was the nicest guy though. Always had everyone laughing, and was always slipping me handfuls of quarters at the bar. He won a couple million in the lottery, but died only a few months after winning. Not sure what happened to his winnings because he had no wife or children that I knew of. I’m guessing a lot of that money went directly to Mr. Jim Beam

May the seas be friendly to you, CGF. I’ve been to Aruba and the DR (Punta Cana) and loved them both. Cheers!

Anybody been to Calabrasella in Gates (just west of Rochester)? I took a year off before grad school and worked delivering furniture at a store on Lyell Ave. My boss (my friend’s father) would send us here at least 3 times per week to get sandwiches for everyone. Amazing home made bread which made the sandwiches. I believe they made their Italian sausage in house as well. Can’t remember the name, but I used to get this sub with Italian sausage and cappicola. Yumm....

Sick balls Chopper!!

Story of my life...

I wouldn’t even bother to bathe for a few days.

Okay, so you’d feel bad enough about yourself after leaving a regular brothel. How’d your self esteem be doing after you just paid to bone an inanimate piece of rubber? Perhaps the feelings of guilt would be less?

Sounds just like my late father in law. The guy was absolutely hilarious, but was stubborn as hell and kind of an idiot. Beloved by many and despised by many.

Calvin Ridley has “tight skin.” Ewww. Pass.

It’s Breadon Bayer time!

The flu sucks. My whole body hurts.

No one is going to argue with this. Hell, I love to see Kim Jung-un playing PG if he could put up 16 and 6 like FH.

FWIW, I haven’t heard anything negative about him since last year. I assumed he had cleaned up his act, and grown up a little. Maybe he was just having a bad night?

No, he may not be Ngata, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t the top DT in the draft. IMO, you’re selling him short. He played all over the line this season, and his final college year stats are quite similar to Ngata’s. I bet he goes in the top 15. https://www.profootballfocus.com/news/draft-is-vita-vea-the-next-haloti-ngata

I assume you mean Vita Vea. He’s an animal, man. Could play zero, one, or three tech. Instant starter. And he’ll be long gone by 21, so you won’t have to worry about him struggling for Buffalo.

Frank Howard has a history of being a dick to certain teammates, and allegedly was an absolute douche nozzle to a very high profile recruit while on their official visit. Good thing he has stepped up his game this season.

A big bowl of pho and a Vietnamese coffee with condensed milk is my go-to hangover meal. Love the stuff.