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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. May the seas be friendly to you, CGF. I’ve been to Aruba and the DR (Punta Cana) and loved them both. Cheers!
  2. Anybody been to Calabrasella in Gates (just west of Rochester)? I took a year off before grad school and worked delivering furniture at a store on Lyell Ave. My boss (my friend’s father) would send us here at least 3 times per week to get sandwiches for everyone. Amazing home made bread which made the sandwiches. I believe they made their Italian sausage in house as well. Can’t remember the name, but I used to get this sub with Italian sausage and cappicola. Yumm....
  3. Sick balls Chopper!!
  4. I wouldn’t even bother to bathe for a few days.
  5. Okay, so you’d feel bad enough about yourself after leaving a regular brothel. How’d your self esteem be doing after you just paid to bone an inanimate piece of rubber? Perhaps the feelings of guilt would be less?
  6. Sounds just like my late father in law. The guy was absolutely hilarious, but was stubborn as hell and kind of an idiot. Beloved by many and despised by many.
  7. It’s Breadon Bayer time!
  8. No one is going to argue with this. Hell, I love to see Kim Jung-un playing PG if he could put up 16 and 6 like FH.
  9. FWIW, I haven’t heard anything negative about him since last year. I assumed he had cleaned up his act, and grown up a little. Maybe he was just having a bad night?
  10. No, he may not be Ngata, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t the top DT in the draft. IMO, you’re selling him short. He played all over the line this season, and his final college year stats are quite similar to Ngata’s. I bet he goes in the top 15. https://www.profootballfocus.com/news/draft-is-vita-vea-the-next-haloti-ngata
  11. I assume you mean Vita Vea. He’s an animal, man. Could play zero, one, or three tech. Instant starter. And he’ll be long gone by 21, so you won’t have to worry about him struggling for Buffalo.
  12. Frank Howard has a history of being a dick to certain teammates, and allegedly was an absolute douche nozzle to a very high profile recruit while on their official visit. Good thing he has stepped up his game this season.
  13. A big bowl of pho and a Vietnamese coffee with condensed milk is my go-to hangover meal. Love the stuff.
  14. Bahn mi. Basically a Vietnamese hoagie on a baguette made from rice flour. I had one similar to the one you describe, but this one had pork meat balls. Was amazing.
  15. ...or is it that people who “go bare down there” do it because they’re having a bunch of sex. Thereby increasing their risk of contracting STDs. I mean, you don’t want to attend a gang-bang with mop length hair coming out of your ass. Amirite?
  16. How do you fellas go about manicuring your tender bits? I got a veritable jungle going on down there, and I need to do some man-scaping. Razor, trimmers, weed wacker?
  17. Oh good lord!! Think of the poor children
  18. Yeah, I saw this on Twitter too. We have the same source, bro
  19. I personally thought that Vlad played pretty well down the stretch. I would like to see an open competition for RG in training camp.
  20. 1. No one knows. It’s like the lost colony of Roanoke. 2. Chad Kelly
  21. Q: What is Michael Jackson’s favorite baseball team? A: The Expos
  22. Boy, they sure make things look easy when shots are falling, huh? Everyone who played deserves credit, but the real hero in the game was the defense. This was the most active I’ve seen the defense all season. They played with a physical edge on the glass as well. I hope Moyer is okay, obviously, but it was good to see Dolezaj play. I almost forgot why I liked his game so much. Two very important games coming up with Pitt and Wake. The “experts” say 9 ACC wins gets you in the dance.
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