Johnny Hammersticks

High level business meeting.

Becky Likes the Smell, Double IPA. Bay State Brewing Co., Mass. Strong IPA (10%) that doesn’t taste like a strong IPA. Nice and smooth. Drank a 4 pack in Boston this weekend and I was feeling zero pain.

Not only do I think they should trade up for a top QB, I think they should give this draftee Terrell Owens’ key to the city!! I would be happy with Darnold, Rosen, Mayfield, Allen, and Lamar “action” Jackson...in that order.

Yes. Just leave early enough in the morning so you don’t see her face when the sun comes up.

Gotta go get the papers...get the papers.

Under, Over, Over, Push (Rosen, Darnold, Mayfield)

Cousins to Buffalo is soooo like a month ago done deal. This rumor has traction now after being corroborated by my high level source. This person currently is employed at OBD, but has a reason for letting this out. When the time comes I will reveal my favorite Chinese restaurant in the greater Batavia area. Leaving bread crumbs for my birds. Chirp chirp. Boom! Now you’re rowing on both sides of the canoe. Well done!

It’s gonna smell like low tide at your place. Close the windows, or you’ll attract seagulls.

Sounds like she’s a fun roll in the hay.

I heard this while I was really high at a Walgreens in Concord, NH. Same thing.

Do you really believe that Case Keenum collects his own toenails? I don’t know it not to be true.... Wipe front to back.

Case Keenum spelled backward is Muneek Esac. Coincidence? Think about it.

Per incarcerated Jerry the pinball fairy, per a regional CFL scout’s Step-Uncle, Case Keenum uses the bathroom from time to time (1 & 2). Buffalo needs a QB, and would benefit from bringing in a veteran on a reasonable 1-2 year deal. Case loves chicken wings and plays QB. Buffalo has wonderful bathrooms. Just connecting the dots. Buy land in Cheektowaga, northsouth of the Galleria mall. Domed stadium with natural grass field. You heard it here first.

Can you sum up your thoughts in 500 words or less? I have a full time job and 2 kids. The Colts are not trading Andrew Luck. Just stop. And this is like the 3rd or 4th thread about this.

I like Mac A-Arron a lot, actually. I would take him in a heartbeat, and then go BPA like a mofo in the draft.

You just redeem all those cereal box tops for a shiny new “thread police” badge? Keep up the good work, Stan. You make TSW a better place for all of us.

I bet you’re fun at parties...

The disrespect for Joe Webb around here is inexcusable.

As QB coach? Okay...

Is he the Q of LGBTQ? I’ve never met a Q.

School is closed tomorrow, but I was planning on taking the day off anyway. Tough thing is that I have to drive to Boston in the morning. My son’s hockey team is having a little scrimmage during the first period intermission at the Bruins/Flyers game. The drive is going to be scary. I’d bail, but I have over $500 invested in this trip between tickets and hotel.

I wonder how many of them I could take in a fight at one time? I think at least 4 or 5.

Quite the care package.

What kind of sex act? A rusty trombone? A jelly doughnut? A wolfbagging? A Mexican pancake? Yes, I would...

Seriously. The “Lamar Jackson is Tyrod 2.0” argument is just dumb. Lazy, ignorant assessment, IMO.