Johnny Hammersticks

That’s what I was suspecting. Jilted ex boyfriend.

Those pesky exploding meth pipes!! Glass shards to the face every time. Story of my life...

you!!

If the bills groped my wife and pushed my mother down a flight of stairs...I’m so done with this team.

My steak would have to be burned beyond recognition for me to send it back. I worked in restaurants for most of my life, so I know better. If you are dissatisfied with your meal or the service...just don’t go back to that restaurant. I’ve see a lot of horrible things happen in the kitchen. I’d be willing to wager that the OP’s steak was dropped on the floor and farted on by the grill cook before they sent it back out.

Darnold Rosen Mayfield Allen Jackson

How dare you, sir?

I have a better chance of getting an unsolicited BJ from my wife. 0.0%

Hahahahahaha!!! I am the great cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

I fart in your general direction.

That’s an insult to dogs everywhere.

Vermont. No question. Mainly because most people drive 5-10 mph too slow so they can check out the sweet foliage and mountains. I live here, you stupid $&@%, and I have to get my kid to a dentist appointment. Pull over and let me by!!

I needed that today. Thanks, Gugs.

I can cook like a mofo. I basically grew up in a restaurant. Started washing dishes at 14 and worked my way up to line cook before moving out to the front of the house where the real money is. I don’t like recipes. I like to go to the grocery store and pick out ingredients that I think go well together. Usually turns out to be pretty delicious.

This is a rare pass for me....

Canadian food just tastes....different. I’ve had a couple great meals in Montreal, but I guess that is the French influence. I have never been to Vancouver, however, which I’ve heard is a really great food town.

I’ve grown to appreciate Bilas over the years. He is a bit pompous, and he is a Dukie, but he is one of the only people who “matter” in the world of college basketball that unabashedly speaks the truth about the flaming trash heap that is the NCAA. Good for him.

Isaiah Whitehead was heavily recruited by Syracuse. And everyone thought it was strange when he defied expectations and chose Seton Hall ??

At least cut the breasts out. Not bad if you cook them the right way.

Bay Hots had the best garbage plates. Too bad they closed. Never liked Tahou’s.

Lots of lube. Def NSFW.

Anyone would be that sweaty after 88 bowls of miso soup. What’s with the porn music? Did he make a cocktail or essential oils for a diffuser?

Cards don’t have the cap space for Cousins. No shot.

The scene at the end of Marked for Death when Steven Seagal finally gets his hands on the Jamaican drug lord, Screwface. He snaps multiple limbs in half before snapping his spine like a bread stick over his knee. Love it.

Know one knows ?