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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. Sounds like she’s a fun roll in the hay.
  2. I heard this while I was really high at a Walgreens in Concord, NH. Same thing.
  3. Do you really believe that Case Keenum collects his own toenails? I don’t know it not to be true.... Wipe front to back.
  4. Case Keenum spelled backward is Muneek Esac. Coincidence? Think about it.
  5. Per incarcerated Jerry the pinball fairy, per a regional CFL scout’s Step-Uncle, Case Keenum uses the bathroom from time to time (1 & 2). Buffalo needs a QB, and would benefit from bringing in a veteran on a reasonable 1-2 year deal. Case loves chicken wings and plays QB. Buffalo has wonderful bathrooms. Just connecting the dots. Buy land in Cheektowaga, northsouth of the Galleria mall. Domed stadium with natural grass field. You heard it here first.
  6. Can you sum up your thoughts in 500 words or less? I have a full time job and 2 kids. The Colts are not trading Andrew Luck. Just stop. And this is like the 3rd or 4th thread about this.
  7. I like Mac A-Arron a lot, actually. I would take him in a heartbeat, and then go BPA like a mofo in the draft.
  8. You just redeem all those cereal box tops for a shiny new “thread police” badge? Keep up the good work, Stan. You make TSW a better place for all of us.
  9. I bet you’re fun at parties...
  10. The disrespect for Joe Webb around here is inexcusable.
  11. Is he the Q of LGBTQ? I’ve never met a Q.
  12. School is closed tomorrow, but I was planning on taking the day off anyway. Tough thing is that I have to drive to Boston in the morning. My son’s hockey team is having a little scrimmage during the first period intermission at the Bruins/Flyers game. The drive is going to be scary. I’d bail, but I have over $500 invested in this trip between tickets and hotel.
  13. I wonder how many of them I could take in a fight at one time? I think at least 4 or 5.
  14. Quite the care package.
  15. What kind of sex act? A rusty trombone? A jelly doughnut? A wolfbagging? A Mexican pancake? Yes, I would...
  16. Seriously. The “Lamar Jackson is Tyrod 2.0” argument is just dumb. Lazy, ignorant assessment, IMO.
  17. Fanspeak Board 21: R1P21 LB TREMAINE EDMUNDS VIRGINIA TECH 22: R1P22 QB JOSH ALLEN WYOMING 53: R2P21 TE MIKE GESICKI PENN STATE 56: R2P24 DL ANDREW BROWN VIRGINIA 96: R3P32 RB MARK WALTON MIAMI 121: R4P21 CB DUKE DAWSON FLORIDA 158: R5P21 WR D.J. CHARK LSU 166: R5P29 G WILL CLAPP LSU
  18. One guy replies “bills” on Twitter, yet when asked about his reply (by Talbot) he says it was purely speculation. Now everyone is freaking out. I love the offseason. Edit: Next person who posts “Lamar is Tyrod 2.0” is completely ignorant, or intellectually impaired. They are entirely different prospects coming out of college. Yes, they are both tremendous athletes who can run, but that’s about it. Jackson is vastly superior to Tyrod as a passer already. That said...I want Baker Mayfield.
  19. I lived in Seabreeze (Irondequoit) for a couple years prior to grad school. Made the trek over to Webster for Bay Hots all the time when I was craving a plate. The Bill Gray’s right down the street just wasn’t nearly as good. My sleeper is Mark’s on Monroe, but maybe that’s because every time I ate there I was hammered ?
  20. Bay Hots had the best plates in WNY, IMO.
  21. No quarterback in this draft, like a Carson Wentz, to “mortgage the farm” to move up for. I’d stay put and stockpile talent with our draft assets unless a guy like Allen or Mayfield slide into the teens. I’d be happy with giving up 21 or 22, a late round pick, and maybe a pick in 2019 to move up 7-9 spots. I’d also be happy with Lamar Jackson at 21.
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