Johnny Hammersticks

I just came here to say that this mock draft is dumb, this thread is stupid, and you all are dummie dummie dumb dumb stupid heads. Someone had to say it....

Harrison Phillips jersey for me.

Why don’t you go play a round of golf or something?

I was thinking Ramsay Bolton

Why would they cut Washington or Miller? Both are still cheap as hell on their rookie deals, and both provide depth. Especially Washington...you know how McD loves his d-line rotation.

We’re due. Rasmus Dahlin better damned well be a Sabre.

Sad for Maurice.

First world problems....?

Love this pick! Beane killing this draft so far, IMO. Would love Oregon OT, Crosby with the next pick.

Allen is Ben Roethlisberger. Yeeeeaaaaaahhh!

I like Allen. LOVE the Edmunds pick. Get 5th year options on these guys which is huge!

Some jack-off in the shoutbox last year kept announcing the picks before they were announced on TV. It was so annoying. I’ll be sitting in my recliner in my living room sipping on some tasty beverages. I hope the Bills make moves early, as I have a 7:30 work meeting tomorrow morning.

“If it ain’t white, it ain’t right.” This is is a direct quote from a Chris Rock stand-up comedy special, no?

I’m offended by people who are easily offended.

Cool.

I never would have guessed this....

I’m aware that he’s been terrible at LT, but has he played at all at RT or OG in the NFL? Might be worth a late round pick....?

That’s BS. Just confiscate the stupid apple and let the lady go on about her way. Not like she was knowingly smuggling a suitcase full of elephant tusks. Good grief...

Cool

Prolly Mayfield.

? When I was visiting my folks last Christmas, I brought 2 large pot Cookies for my BIL and I to eat after Christmas dinner. I unzipped my suitcase and put it on my bed, and went to take a shower. When I got out of the shower I looked in my suitcase and the plastic bag the cookies were in was ripped open and both cookies were gone....crumbs all over my clothes. Turns out my sister’s dog, a 7 pound mini-dauchshund, ate both of them. That dog was so stoned, it later on it’s side with it’s tongue hanging out...kicking it’s little legs for about 7 hours.

A lot of the criticism of Smith is that he has trouble shedding blocks. His speed and instincts helps to mitigate some of that, apparently. Still question if he will be as dominant in the NFL as he was in college. I think Bradley Chubb may be the best player in the draft.

It’s interesting. Pot is pretty much legal here in Vermont. Going to be completely legal for recreational use by January 2019. Most of the stuff I get here, however, is from Colorado. Certainly all the oils and edibles. My brother in law who lives in CNY says the same thing. ??

I would love this draft.

Interesting. Smart move for him, IMO. Still holding out hope that he’s just looking to get evaluated and will be back.