Johnny Hammersticks

Yikes! Someone needs a Xanax or two.

Crazy! That’s exactly how I met Gugny. Except after that he slowly turned to my wife and said “want to smell my finger?”

Chuck E Cheese is one of the few places that shouldn’t be allowed to serve alcohol. What the hell??

Hey, whatever blows your hair back, fella. If showering in my beautiful guest bathroom is what you’re needing, please wait until after 8am to knock on the door ? Just bring your own soap. I don’t want any foreign short-curlies in my bar of Irish Spring.

Such a time existed?! Come on, man. Next you’ll be spinning tales about unicorns and honest politicians.

I take my kids to the one down in Albany almost every time we have to travel down there. There are always “colorful” types of people (e.g., lots of face tattoos), but never had a negative experience. Except for the pizza, that is.

That’s....amazing.

The time in my life before real responsibilities; career, marriage, kids, mortgage, etc... Much simpler time where all I had to worry about was getting laid and having a good time. Could travel/move anywhere I wanted with no strings attached. Those were the good ‘ol days for me. I’m really happy with where I’m at in life right now, but I remember those times very fondly.

I’m done with you, EIL. I might just as well go try and have a meaningful discussion with the crazy guy down at Walmart with his cat on a leash. You’re legit crazy and seemingly a bigoted moron to boot. Buh bye.

State your own opinion, and stop citing garbage Glamour Magazine articles. Be a man. Remember, you’re the one who pulled the race card to spurn this discussion. I believe you even doubled down on your drivel.

Refridgerator, child labor, freakin double yeast infection, fortnight

<fart noise> weak... You, sir, are a spineless maggot. Shame on you. If you have strong convictions, at least be able to back them up with intellectual (and factual) discourse. Your posts in this thread are embarrassing, and make me think less of you as a human being. Sukkkkkkiiitt

Fair enough. So who/what is causing your childrens’ schools to be “cultural shitholes?” What factors, specifically, are being impacted? I’ll be interested to hear your response.

I get your point EIL, but wouldn’t you say that what you’re experiencing (the societal ills) are more attributable to low SES and parent’s level of education, than race or ethnicity? Those two factors are the most highly correlated to intelligence and academic achievement. Not race.

Melanzana is the Italian word for eggplant. Melanzan or “moolie” is a commonly used racist term (typically used by Italian Americans) to describe African Americans. To refer to a group of people as “eggplants”, and in this case it’s pretty obvious who the poster is referring to in the articles, is just plain racist and grossly inappropriate, IMO.

You’ve really gone off the deep end, EIL. I worry for you.

So has he been working out with the team or no?

The way famous people are dropping like flies this week, maybe he knows something that we do not ?‍♂️??

Kayla Sprinkles...yes I would.

Some people are content to be ignorant jerks, Pooj. This appears to be one glaring example.

A pet peeve of mine. I coach varsity lacrosse, and I have this one parent who calls me before every game. Actually calls me on the phone. To ask me if I can post (on Facebook) the address of the school we are playing at. She is sooooo annoying. I want so badly to do one of those “let me google that for you” things, but that would be pretty rude I guess.

I am very similar. I am actually quite outgoing, and can “work the room” pretty well at any type of social engagement. The problem is, I don’t actually like too many people on more than a very superficial level. It doesn’t stem from feelings of superiority or narcissism or anything like that, I just find most people to be annoying in large doses. I have lived in Vermont for almost 5 years now, and I probably have 2 or 3 real friends that I would hang with. This sometimes is problematic for me, as my wife is SUPER outgoing type A personality. She is probably more popular than the mayor of the town we live in, and has a zillion close friends that she hangs out with regularly. She’s always trying to “hook me up” with her friends’ husbands/boyfriends after we go on couple dates ?. She’ll say “You should play golf with Dave some time! You guys seemed to get along great!” And my response is usually “Nah, Dave is a nice guy, but I don’t really think I want to be friends with him.” It is very frustrating for her.

I hear the moon is rich with Unobtainium.

...and so could have Robin Willliams. What’s your point?

I have long testicles, so I squash them sometimes when I’m sitting on the toilet. I **** my pants a great deal more than the average 39 year old male. Sometimes I fantasize about randomly pushing people down in public (grocery stores, restaurants). I image their reaction and it amuses me. I have no problem “scolding” poorly supervised/parented children who are being !@#$s while I’m at the playground with my children. I dislike squirrels. Rotten little bastards are just climbing rats with fur on their tails. Sometimes I kick cats that wander into my yard. Not hard, but just hard enough to show them who’s boss on my property.