Johnny Hammersticks

I need an interpreter to understand this. Anyone?

Dude, don't you live in Indiana or some crappy suburb south of Chicago? I think I'd rather live in Aleppo, Syria than where you live.

The downstairs bathroom is recently remodeled too! Come to VT for the $10,000, and stay for the excellent water pressure and blue glass mosaic tile shower walls!!

He’s received an endorsement deal from Gary’s rooster Ring Emporium in Lackawanna.

Almond butter is the balls. Waaayyyyy better than PB any day. Smooth almond butter.

Does it really matter all that much who the DB’s coach is? I mean, I’m sure McD has a major influence over that position group. WRT Waufle, I called for his firing mid-season last year. He was tuuuurble.

Does Dustin Hopkins belong on this list?

Tough to gauge from that pic, but I’ll go out on a limb here and say yes.

Good original post. What are your thoughts before we either agree with you or chide you relentlessly?

Thinking about doing SPAC.

? The one in White quite possible is his father, and the one in red looks like Ba Ba Booey DeBarge.

My Mother in law puts raisins and diced apples in her turkey stuffing. WTF is wrong with that ****?? I can’t even smell the stuff w/o dry gagging.

Doesn’t Pat Mahomes look like he was in DeBarge?

Someone is putting their vocabulary word of the day calendar to good use.

If I got sued every time I forced my co-workers to breathe soiled air...well...I’d get sued a lot. I sometimes get caught up writing a report or something, forget I am at work, and cut one loose.

No preference. I like em both equally.

Jeez...you are high maintainance.

Battle to return. I believe it’s official. I am stunned. Ummm...yeah, no. But go UBUFF....

Daddy Battle is tweeting that no official decision has been made ??

My great aunt Kiki used to visit us for Christmas every year. She was a horrible drunk, and would put back a handle of Seagrams gin like it was her job. Two years in a row, she got hammered up and tore down all the shelves in our upstairs bathroom (apparently trying to prevent herself from falling). Each year after, my father took down every shelf, picture, or other wall hanging in the entire house. Man...that woman could drink. RIP Aunt Kiki.

Interesting. What image did you learn to project? My fav was the dog shadow puppet, but I’m not sure what kind of impact that had on my face value IQ.

Much to my surprise. I received an email from my AD today, and despite our forfeit, we actually made state playoffs as the 12th seed (out of 13). We play up north (about 10 miles from the Canadian border) on Wednesday against the reigning state champs in my division. Going to be a slaughter, but it’s cool to get invited to the dance. Last year, we won our first playoff game in program history. I’m happy for my players...there are some really good kids on my team. Pseudonymn Paul has played his last game this season. I will have a heart to heart with him tomorrow at practice....provided he shows.

I have never had anything but good experiences with HD customer service. This is Vermont, however, and they’re probably all very stoned and happy.

I hope you’re just busting balls at this point, EIL ??

You’re ridiculous. You can’t skip a varsity sport game...the last game of our season...our senior game!!! To go fishing and have a bonfire!!! Are you freaking kidding me with this absurdity?? You are banned from this thread. Go open a lock or something...