Johnny Hammersticks

You mean behaviour?

I liked how Tre White did against Gronk last season.

Left: solid no (she looks sick) Right: hell to the yes!

I believe this to be true. Unless SL comes to camp and completely sucks, he at the very least provides decent depth at a critical position, and is still relatively cheap on his rookie deal. Given Murphy's injury history, I think it would be foolish to trade Shaq unless some team offered something ridiculous.

Forgot it in there from a wedding a couple weeks prior. I had a lot of paraphernalia at that time in my life.

I’ll leave this here ?

Agreed. In fact, current comments from Beane have suggested that Beane and McD have been satisfied with how SL has responded to their “demands” related to dropping some weight and physical conditioning in general. That said, I could see them moving him for the right compensation.

Ahh...reminds me of the time I forgot about the bowl I left in my suit pocket. I can't believe it made it through security. It still had a few hits left in it.

I guess this is better than his gig at Cinnabon. Best wishes, Doug!

C'mon! What was it?

Elitist snob... Like you've never broke a Puerto Rican dude's arm for sweat pant money....

No way. Too much eye makeup.

It’s a !@#$ing sliver!! Are you people for real? Edit: I just abruptly and rudely awoke my 4 and 8 year old children at 11pm to poll them. My 4 year old daughter called me an ass wipe, and my 8 year old son confirmed sliver.

So this one day, right? It was cloudy than a mofo. My wife was bitchin “bring in the deck furniture cushions Johnny! It’s gon Rain!” It took me 20 minutes to bring in all those Martha Stewart collection fine fabric cushions/pillows. Abracadabra....it never rained. !@#$ my life!!

Well no wonder! Just look at your measly post count ?

Moron...

It's a freakin Labradoodle!

They would have, but John Dorsey wasn’t positive that Baker would be there at #1.

Agreed. I still am amazed that they took him #1 overall. The learning curve for this kid is going to be huge, plus he’s a tiny man by NFL QB standards. I will be astonished if he becomes a bonadied franchise guy.

Good for Tyrod!

Nope

Isn’t there a computer program or something that could do that task, rendering the lock operator unnecessary? I mean...if we can put a rover on Mars...

The best part of the “fight” is the unmistakeable look of regret on Robin’s face about 3 steps into his charge to the mound.

Yeesh....similar experience here... I got my head “pile-drived” right into a brick wall outside a bar in Geneva one night during my sophomore year of college. Two unmarked police SUVs screached into the parking lot, about 4-5 cops jumped out, and my friend and I got tackled. Turns out a guy who matched my description stole a bottle of booze from behind the bar I was drinking at and then ran out when confronted on the dance floor (with liquor bottle in hand). Amazing that there was more than one 5’11” Caucasian males with light brown hair at a bar in Geneva, NY ? F$&@ed my head up pretty bad....had road rash from my forehead all the way down the side of my face. I didn’t get an apology. The funniest part was I was drinking in the bar under age. The cops never even ID’ed me!

I thumped a cop in the forehead with a beer cap. Would that get you clubbed like a seal in foggy London?