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  1. Johnny Hammersticks
    Dazed and Confused One Crazy Summer American Graffiti Caddy Shack Jaws Weekend at Bernies
  2. Johnny Hammersticks
    His crazy what?
  3. Johnny Hammersticks
    Yes. Provided there is a team of armed guards observing. That would ensure my safety, and also fulfill my exhibitionistic fantasies.
  4. Johnny Hammersticks
    Probably something by either Nirvana or Pearl Jam.
  5. Johnny Hammersticks
    And by the laws of classical conditioning, this horse will never, ever blink it’s eyes again.
  6. Johnny Hammersticks
    I just looked up some of her hard core stuff. Her vagina looks like she gave birth to a cactus. Jeepers...
  7. Johnny Hammersticks
    Looks like the bad old lady from The Goonies if she got smacked in the face 7 or 8 times with a piece of heavy mining equipment.
  8. Johnny Hammersticks
    In spite of the absolute abortion that is the OP, this thread is actually pretty entertaining. Bravo, TBD.
  9. Johnny Hammersticks
    ....but I thought every carbonated beverage in Texas was referred to as Coke...??
  10. Johnny Hammersticks
    Definitely Saving Private Ryan. The Burbs is one of his comedies that I really like.
  11. Johnny Hammersticks
    I was reluctant to click on that link, but I’m glad I did. Not a gruesome as I thought it might be. They should force Ms. Progeria to sift through her own doodie until she passes the woman’s nose, and then sow that puppie back on!!
  12. Johnny Hammersticks
    She looks like the first person to overcome Progeria.
  13. Johnny Hammersticks
    You twits obviously are not aware of commonly used TBD’isms.
  14. Johnny Hammersticks
    Her face is busted.
  15. Johnny Hammersticks
    Yes, they come in normal suppository shape, but teef likes to spice up the experience a little. To each his own....
  16. Johnny Hammersticks
    Max Creek doing a free outside show up at Killington Mountain Ski Resort on Saturday 8/28. I haven’t seen them since college, but caught about 6 or 7 shows back then. Great performers. Looking forward to it.
  17. Johnny Hammersticks
    Wha?? What is this then? https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadline.com/2018/01/kate-beckinsale-star-the-widow-drama-series-amazon-itv-1202234376/amp/
  18. Johnny Hammersticks
    Interesting. I believe I also saw it advertised on Amazon, but it had yet to be released. Kate Beckinsale is a hottie.
  19. Johnny Hammersticks
    When does your order of suppository multivitamins come from Thailand?
  20. Johnny Hammersticks
    Has this show even been released yet?
  21. Johnny Hammersticks
    Is this your doctoral thesis, Doc?
  22. Johnny Hammersticks
    Hit me up the next time you are in central VT. I most assuredly won’t take you to Applebees though ?
  23. Johnny Hammersticks
    Applebees happy hour app specials are alright. I get the mozz sticks and the chicken won ton tacos and a big beer for like 15 bucks. What’s wrong with that?
  24. Johnny Hammersticks
    That’s a firm no.
  25. Johnny Hammersticks
    A-aron Donald gon be pissed!!
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