Johnny Hammersticks

Elitist snob... Like you've never broke a Puerto Rican dude's arm for sweat pant money....

No way. Too much eye makeup.

It’s a !@#$ing sliver!! Are you people for real? Edit: I just abruptly and rudely awoke my 4 and 8 year old children at 11pm to poll them. My 4 year old daughter called me an ass wipe, and my 8 year old son confirmed sliver.

So this one day, right? It was cloudy than a mofo. My wife was bitchin “bring in the deck furniture cushions Johnny! It’s gon Rain!” It took me 20 minutes to bring in all those Martha Stewart collection fine fabric cushions/pillows. Abracadabra....it never rained. !@#$ my life!!

Well no wonder! Just look at your measly post count ?

Moron...

It's a freakin Labradoodle!

They would have, but John Dorsey wasn’t positive that Baker would be there at #1.

Agreed. I still am amazed that they took him #1 overall. The learning curve for this kid is going to be huge, plus he’s a tiny man by NFL QB standards. I will be astonished if he becomes a bonadied franchise guy.

Good for Tyrod!

Nope

Isn’t there a computer program or something that could do that task, rendering the lock operator unnecessary? I mean...if we can put a rover on Mars...

The best part of the “fight” is the unmistakeable look of regret on Robin’s face about 3 steps into his charge to the mound.

Yeesh....similar experience here... I got my head “pile-drived” right into a brick wall outside a bar in Geneva one night during my sophomore year of college. Two unmarked police SUVs screached into the parking lot, about 4-5 cops jumped out, and my friend and I got tackled. Turns out a guy who matched my description stole a bottle of booze from behind the bar I was drinking at and then ran out when confronted on the dance floor (with liquor bottle in hand). Amazing that there was more than one 5’11” Caucasian males with light brown hair at a bar in Geneva, NY ? F$&@ed my head up pretty bad....had road rash from my forehead all the way down the side of my face. I didn’t get an apology. The funniest part was I was drinking in the bar under age. The cops never even ID’ed me!

I thumped a cop in the forehead with a beer cap. Would that get you clubbed like a seal in foggy London?

Jeebus Christmas that's a tad excessive!! When I got my first underage drinking ticket I was 17 years old and at a house party. I was standing out front with a couple buddies watching the spectacle (basically the cops were just telling kids to go home), and I got the really smart idea to flick a beer cap at a police officer. Never thought in a zillion years I would hit him...must have been 10-15 feet away. SMACK...right in the forehead!! I got tackled, cuffed, and brought to the drunk tank for the night. Fortunately, I was polite and very apologetic, so the police officer took mercy on me. I only got the ticket for underage drinking. I think it was like $65 or something. My uncle happened to be a Lieutenant for the city police. I think that's the reason I spent the night in jail AND got off with just a ticket.

I thought underage drinking just got you an appearance ticket and eventually a fine and/or community service. I've had a few of those. You got full-on arrested?! Where were you?

Nolan Ryan v Robin Ventura. Best baseball fight ever.

I’m cool with letting them go for a little while, but let’s face it, sports are becoming increasing pussified every year. Hell, you barely even see any fights in hockey anymore. Suxx.

Women sweeping off porches? That’s not very exciting...

That giant mole the make-up artist put on his cheek initially ?

Definitely. We had seasons from ‘86 until I think ‘01 or ‘02 when my father’s health declined a bit and I was in grad school. I went to just about every home game during that span. Now my son is a HUGE Bills fan in Pats country.

It has been my experience that it is quite rare for starters to stay after practice and sign a bunch of autographs. A guy like Shady might stop to sign one or two, or take a quick picture, but then quickly into the locker room. You’ll have better luck getting autographs from rookies and/or lesser known guys. Also, you have to fight through a crowd of middle aged men, who seemingly are looking to get autographs to sell on eBay or something. I “had words” with a guy who kept nudging my 7 year old son to the side, so he could reach over top of him to get his “glossy photos” closer to Charles Clay, Preston Brown, and Tyrod. I’ve found that the best place to get autographs is on the fence just to the right of the large bleachers. Get there 10-15 minutes prior to the final horn, and stay right on the fence. It’s really hit or miss, but I’ve found that we’ve been more likely to get autographs at the night sessions. FWIW.

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Is 39 old?! I suppose you’re as old as you feel. I have pretty diverse tastes when it comes to music, and I do enjoy Skynard. Comparing Young and Skynard to me in a no-brainer though. Skynard=good, Young=great. Similar to actors or professional athletes, I don’t really give a crap about their politics. Do you?