Johnny Hammersticks

Her face is busted.

Yes, they come in normal suppository shape, but teef likes to spice up the experience a little. To each his own....

Max Creek doing a free outside show up at Killington Mountain Ski Resort on Saturday 8/28. I haven’t seen them since college, but caught about 6 or 7 shows back then. Great performers. Looking forward to it.

Wha?? What is this then? https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadline.com/2018/01/kate-beckinsale-star-the-widow-drama-series-amazon-itv-1202234376/amp/

Interesting. I believe I also saw it advertised on Amazon, but it had yet to be released. Kate Beckinsale is a hottie.

When does your order of suppository multivitamins come from Thailand?

Has this show even been released yet?

Is this your doctoral thesis, Doc?

Hit me up the next time you are in central VT. I most assuredly won’t take you to Applebees though ?

Applebees happy hour app specials are alright. I get the mozz sticks and the chicken won ton tacos and a big beer for like 15 bucks. What’s wrong with that?

That’s a firm no.

A-aron Donald gon be pissed!!

That was my first thought. She escaped from the happy house and was going for a joy ride.

I need to find a new doctor. My current doctor is a large man with fingers like kielbasa links.

Same here. I have to travel frequently to Montpelier for work. The cyclists love route 100 which goes from Killington to route 89 which goes northeast. Anyway, it’s a 2 lane road with a 50 mph speed limit, and they ride in groups of 3 or 4 blocking the lane. Loads of bends and turns as you weave through the mountains, so it’s very difficult to pass. Nearly every time you try to go around them they flip you off and throw a hissy fit. I fantasize about running them over, and then backing up and running them over again in reverse. Stupid a$&holes.

You serious, Clark?

I started getting them at age 25 because I like things jammed up my....errr I have a family history of prostate cancer.

I thought Gugny was Chinese. He speaks German too? Dang!

She had enough coordination to somehow weave through the flashing gates without falling. Either she is under the influence of something, or forgive me for saying....maybe a little “special?”

Better be careful, or these kids will end up like Duke Williams and Baker Mayfield with Mia Khalifa.

I’d stab a b$&ch too if my all-you-can-eat riblets were coming out slowly!

My insurance is pretty decent, so I have been going every March for a comprehensive physical including a complete blood work-up. The doctor hasn’t asked to stick a finger up my ass yet. When can I expect that joyous examination to begin? I turn 40 in February. I go to the dentist for 4 cleanings/exams per year, and get 1 X-ray per year. I have one tooth that’s going to need a crown very soon. It’s on it’s last filling....hanging by a thread. My wife had a crown done this winter and it cost us $1200 out of pocket. Yeeouch!

I was at that game. Perhaps the best hockey brawl I have ever seen. The best was watching Lindy climb around the glass trying to get after Bryan Murray. Watching the fight again, Emery could have really done a number on Biron had he wanted to. He held back until Peters jumped him. Ended up winning in OT. Great game... Anyway, R.I.P. Ray Emery...very sad.

Should Ritchie be ambassador of anything other than the looney bin right now? He’s likely to shiv somebody. Just sayin...

Sales of beard care products and ironic eye glasses also through the roof!