My wife and I went to the movies a few months ago to see Super Troopers 2. There were three 13-14 year old kids sitting two rows behind us (it was just them and us in the theater), and for the first 30-40 minutes they weren’t that bad. Just talking a little loud and screwing around on their phones.
Well, about ten minutes later I saw a piece of popcorn fly over my shoulder. Then every few seconds another piece or two would fly over us or land on us. The kids were laughing. My wife and I both had a large soda plus a bottomless tub of popcorn with tons of butter.
After a few more pieces of popcorn flew overhead I lost my ****. I didn’t say a word. I took the tops off both of the sodas and double fisted, turned around and threw the sodas in their faces. I then took the tub of popcorn and threw it on them. My wife and I walked out without a word. Had a good laugh in the parking lot.