Johnny Hammersticks

That’s a firm no.

A-aron Donald gon be pissed!!

That was my first thought. She escaped from the happy house and was going for a joy ride.

I need to find a new doctor. My current doctor is a large man with fingers like kielbasa links.

Same here. I have to travel frequently to Montpelier for work. The cyclists love route 100 which goes from Killington to route 89 which goes northeast. Anyway, it’s a 2 lane road with a 50 mph speed limit, and they ride in groups of 3 or 4 blocking the lane. Loads of bends and turns as you weave through the mountains, so it’s very difficult to pass. Nearly every time you try to go around them they flip you off and throw a hissy fit. I fantasize about running them over, and then backing up and running them over again in reverse. Stupid a$&holes.

You serious, Clark?

I started getting them at age 25 because I like things jammed up my....errr I have a family history of prostate cancer.

I thought Gugny was Chinese. He speaks German too? Dang!

She had enough coordination to somehow weave through the flashing gates without falling. Either she is under the influence of something, or forgive me for saying....maybe a little “special?”

Better be careful, or these kids will end up like Duke Williams and Baker Mayfield with Mia Khalifa.

I’d stab a b$&ch too if my all-you-can-eat riblets were coming out slowly!

My insurance is pretty decent, so I have been going every March for a comprehensive physical including a complete blood work-up. The doctor hasn’t asked to stick a finger up my ass yet. When can I expect that joyous examination to begin? I turn 40 in February. I go to the dentist for 4 cleanings/exams per year, and get 1 X-ray per year. I have one tooth that’s going to need a crown very soon. It’s on it’s last filling....hanging by a thread. My wife had a crown done this winter and it cost us $1200 out of pocket. Yeeouch!

I was at that game. Perhaps the best hockey brawl I have ever seen. The best was watching Lindy climb around the glass trying to get after Bryan Murray. Watching the fight again, Emery could have really done a number on Biron had he wanted to. He held back until Peters jumped him. Ended up winning in OT. Great game... Anyway, R.I.P. Ray Emery...very sad.

Should Ritchie be ambassador of anything other than the looney bin right now? He’s likely to shiv somebody. Just sayin...

Sales of beard care products and ironic eye glasses also through the roof!

You gotta wake up pretty early in the morning the day before you create a thread to beat @YoloinOhio!

Seriously! I had to look it up to see who she was. Wowza!

Family Matters was my jam back in the day.

Which are...?

Bitches be crazy.... She’s fortunate that she hired an attorney.

So, what if you want a Sprite, but you ask for a coke...and the server gives you a coke? I can imagine the conversation... Patron: Yeah, I’ll have a large Coke. - Waitress brings a large coke. Patron: Excuse me miss, but I ordered a coke and you brought me a coke! ‘Murica!!

I’ll cut you.

Yeah, live it up in that 4x6 jail cell. I would do horrible, horrible things to make them move me up on the “kill list.” lol

Wow. That’s some cold schnitt right there! Damn...

The OP left this flaming bag of poop on TSW’s doorstep, rang the doorbell, and ran away. Now you all are fighting each other to stomp on it. Sweet troll job...Niagara Guy