Johnny Hammersticks

Are people with face and neck tattoos allowed?

Agreed. I was most interested to see if he would be able to run like he did in college. He’s going to have that element of his game essestiallly stripped away. Sure, he’ll break off the occasional long run, but it is clear that NFL speed is entirely different than college. What is left? A mediocre passer? Not bashing the kid or saying he’s a bust, but he clearly is a project.

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Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Enjoy your superiority and call me in the morning ?

This. McCarron and Allen make the 53. Peterman to the PS. Are folks really thinking that Peterman won’t clear waivers? Even if some team picks him up to be their 3rd QB...no big deal. I’ve never been a big fan of keeping 3 QB’s on the 53. If you lose your top 2 QB’s, your season is over anyway. Plenty of sucky QB’s out there that are looking for work. Need that roster spot for depth at other positions.

Yeah, I used to get laid a lot by a lot of different beautiful women. Then I got married...

Meddle is also very good. It would be tough to decide between the two for me. Deciding my top 5 favorite albums is an exercise in futility. I tried.

It won’t just burn your mouth, it will destroy your mouth. Hot Pocket!

Astro kept referring to him as “pet cat” in today’s write up. Why?

These people should be locked in a port-o-potty and set on fire. What the hell did I just watch ??

Last Chance U Season 3 in on Netflix. If you thought the last coach was an !@#$, you’re in for a real treat with this new guy. What a freaking lunatic! Fun show to watch though. I’m 2 episodes in.

Isn’t he like 47?

I just read Astro’s TC notes on Facebook. Pretty good stuff, as usual. Thanks again, OP.

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I was in Auburn for a family reunion.

I was there. And I agree with your assessment of WR development. Foster looks like he could be something special.

As I noted in a different TC thread, there were two consecutive 11 on 11 plays where Allen was visibly frustrated with Foster. The first one, Allen threw to his back shoulder about 5 yards out, and Foster ran a different route down the field. On the second on Allen again threw a shorter pass (curl or dig?) and Foster was again 10-15 yards down field. Daboll has words with Foster after those plays. Again, as you eluded to, he looks the part but will likely just need more seasoning.

I didn’t pick up on Ducasse’s struggles when I went last week, but you seem to have much more expertise in that area. I wonder if they’ll ever get Teller some reps with the 1’s at LG? I focused on him quite a bit, and he looked really good to me...especially in the run game where he was simply ferocious.

Forget Cousins. Dalvin Cook is going to lead the league in rushing yards this season. Vikings are SB contenders, IMHO. With that defense....

What the hell was that?!

Do you have a Fletch to English conversion app? ?

My 10 year old 40” Samsung in the master bedroom has a much better picture than my 55” Vizio that I have in the living room. Not even close. I’m going to upgrade my living room TV to a 60” Samsung 4K before football season arrives, for sure. Although, I will say that I have been very happy with my Vizio. If I didn’t have the comparison I might be compelled to get another one.

1998 called and said they wanted their “not” back.

You probably also watched the battle of Gettysburg. Must have been a B word in standard definition.

Sort of, but Wyatt has at least 10 pounds on me.