Johnny Hammersticks

I’m getting the sense that you are failing to pick up on obvious attempts at humor.

I looked around the inter webs last night. It doesn’t appear that there are any worth getting excited about.

Ongoing? I don’t know that Beane would make such a deal without an extension in place. Astro suggesting that this deal might “materialize” within the next 48 hours gives me pause on my hopes for KM. He will receive the largest contract for a defensive player, ever.

IMO, he most certainly doesn’t want to pay what Mack will be paid to extend him. He also is not going to want to pay Mack franchise tag $ for a DE after this season. We may have a motivated seller here.

Indeed. Agree to disagree I suppose. What I saw on he field was a talented young safety. Jamal appears to be somewhat of a big floppin douchebag. No doubt about that.

With DC Tom’s body now clumsily dismembered and disposed of in the Allegheny River, the now blood thirsty Bob set his sights on bigger fish...a woman that he has held so dearly to his heart for some time.

He had a pretty good rookie year on a really bad team. Was their best defender in many of the Jests games I watched last year, IMHO. Physical SS with good range. Interceptions aren’t everything, hombre.

Then, toothless DC Tom and Bob engaged in a loving embrace, as Bob deep-mouth kissed Tom ever so tenderly while Wham’s greatest hits played in the background.

I believe through his work on the draftek and Bills mafia websites, he has made some connections.

The morning after, Tom finally regained consciousness and glanced up into the dim light to see Bob standing over him grinning with a ball-peen hammer in his hand.

I’m really starting to think it’s Mack. I know it’s crazy, but it just makes too much sense. I think we’d likely lose our 2019 1st as part of the deal, but I am okay with that.

F5 F5!!!!!!!!! Good thing I have the week off....

Ehhhhh, rare no for me. Looks like she got hit in the face with a hot shovel.

Bob was lazer focused, however, as he slowly extracted each and every one of DC Tom’s teeth until his mouth was completely empty.

Very good point. Call out Marsha and see what happens to your defense, tough guy.

Apparently, he’s a really good safety who’s also kind of douchey....

The flip side of that coin is that there is a decent chance Mack becomes an UFA next year. Why give away assets for him now if he ultimately wants to be here?

Yup. I’d tap that like a keg of vagina beer!

Haha...he is Josh Allen’s agent though. Probably just there to get a garbage plate with the kid.

He’s not Khalil Mack’s agent...

Who .....cares.......? Snore...zzzzzzzz

Dez allegedly will only sign with a “contender.”

He’s the dog from the Jetson’s. I follow him on Twitter.

Hey. I LOVE me some Aaron Donald. But I think DE is a more pressing need (especially if there is a stud available), and DT depth can be attained in the draft/FA. WTF do I know though....?

Donald is a DT. Given our current personnel, I don’t feel strongly that Beane would make a huge move for him. DE is going to be a glaring need for this team. Hughes is getting up there, Murphy is a big fat ?, and you know the story after them. Wow. Did you actually read through the thread. Quote a single post where anyone suggests including Edmunds in a trade would be a smart idea. Go ahead...I’ll wait.