Johnny Hammersticks

“See this bitches?! This is all those other teams trying to lure me away before I came to the Browns!!”

Interesing. OurLads.com has him as 2nd team ROG, and Joe B’s latest depth chart has him as 2nd string ROT. BuffaloBills.com depth chart also has him at 2nd ROG. Where has he been playing?

I heard very little about OT/OG De’Ondre Wesley this offseason, but I have seen a lot of positive chatter about him lately on Twitter. Right now he is listed as the 2nd team right OG on the depth chart behind Miller. Anybody have any insight? Seems like we may have a great deal of interior line depth. He was ‘16 UDFA signed by Ravens. Bills signed him to PS in December of 2017, BTW.

I also thought that line was BS. The guy comes across as a lunatic...and not even the good kind of football lunatic that you want running your defense. He’s headed toward full Gary Busey crazy.

Josh Allen would be the product if Phil Rivers and Big Ben could somehow conceive a child.

No schitt!! A buddy of mine just got divorced from his wife. She had two affairs that he found out about, and he actually hired a private investigator and got photographic evidence (on top of phone/text evidence) of the two entering and leaving hotels together. Didn’t matter. They have two kids. One is a biological child to both of them. The other is his child from a former relationship, but she officially adopted her a few years ago. She somehow got majority custody of both kids, and he gets them every other weekend (and a few weeks throughout the year). He also has to pay alimony and child support. Crazy... At least their house will be sold and they get to split that money.

I focused on on him a bit in the Carolina game, and he did give up a TD (although his coverage was pretty solid...thrown only where the WR could catch it). Otherwise he looked pretty good to me...especially his ability to be a physical tackler. I wouldn’t mind seeing him unseat Gaines as the slot CB.

He threw a couple nice touch passes in the Carolina game. I think has improved in this regard. Not every pass needs to break fingers.

He also can sling it sidearm (although seemingly with less accuracy) when the situation calls for it.

All those trips to Jamaica and not even one puff?

So that roster spot is likely between O’Leary and Lee. O’Leary all day brotha! You’ll see.

He was playing exclusively at RG early in camp, but has been getting more reps at LG as of late. Perhaps Ducasse has some competition?

Certainly is possible. I still think he makes the 53 though.

I noticed him at one of the early TC sessions. Initially, I didn’t even know his #, but I kept noticing 75 out there just destroying defensive linemen/linebackers. He’s just a big meanie. Actually reminds me of Ritchie Incognito... Edit: Wanted to add that Wyatt was a super nice and funny guy as he made the rounds signing autographs and chatting with fans for about 45 minutes after practice. Even gave away his gloves, and climbed into the stands to sign and take a pic with a disabled man. I wish him the best.

I love those house flipping/house hunting shows. My new fav is the one where the guy tries to find homes for lotto winners.

His career has been marred by injury, and he is just not that good. Ask any cowboys fan. That said, I think he could be better working from the slot, but I’d rather look at other options. JMO.

No I don’t.

No. I did not see anyone with a cooler at TC.

Holy smokes! The resemblance in this particular photo is uncanny! I would beat the brakes off of that...Road Trip style.

I believe Allen will start week 1. His talent is undeniable, and he is worlds better than Peterpick and AJM. Let him learn on the job. We have a good running game to help him along.

I have this thing about people with dumb names. Orlando? Sounds like he should be a waiter at Don Pepe’s. Scandrick sounds like a parasite insect that lives in dirty motel carpets. Pass.

Allen should start week 1.

Might I suggest a transparent European carry-all?

Jeebus...I’m not sure if I’d be happy or terrified to meet you in person. Have you ever thrown a Chihuahua off the roof of the projects? Have you ever broke a Puerto Rican dude’s leg for sweatpant money?

Should I change it to a painting of Chicken George? lol