Johnny Hammersticks

Another creative comeback. You’re not very good at this, are you? I get a sense that you were bullied a lot in HS.

? No, that was clearly a note to you, Sally. Everyone knows what a whiny little girl you can be when someone disagrees with you. Own it.

Good one! I was also thinking Freddy Roach, the boxing trainer.

Okay, I’ll grow up when you clean all the sand out of your vagina and are finally capable of having a reasonable disagreement with a fellow poster. Deal?

Yes! We should be horribly worried. Terrible FA signing, IMO.

Ooooooooooh!!!! Fight, fight, fight!!!!!

Oops, sorry... I never said I wanted him here. I’m happy with our RB’s.

Brian Daboll says hi.

Are you serious? Gilly was a healthy scratch most of last season for the Patsies. He wasn’t even active for the SB. And they drafted Sony Michel. I think there is a decent chance he gets released.

I wouldn’t “yell” at her, but is waterboarding out of the question? I’d advise your friend to consult with HR, but I think this is the most appropriate recourse for her professional transgressions.

Depends on how his new deal was structured. I think we’re slated to have north of 80 mill in cap room for 2019. We could get Mack, and via draft and FA, could shore up this team for a championship run including adding some toys for Daboll. This all depends on Josh Allen though....

You’d probably get some tasty ****, and then you’d get some nasty **** like candied eel farts from Cambodia.

!@#$! Beat me to it ?

Inserting he and Teller, we’re going to have one hell of a nasty goalline package.

“See this bitches?! This is all those other teams trying to lure me away before I came to the Browns!!”

Interesing. OurLads.com has him as 2nd team ROG, and Joe B’s latest depth chart has him as 2nd string ROT. BuffaloBills.com depth chart also has him at 2nd ROG. Where has he been playing?

I heard very little about OT/OG De’Ondre Wesley this offseason, but I have seen a lot of positive chatter about him lately on Twitter. Right now he is listed as the 2nd team right OG on the depth chart behind Miller. Anybody have any insight? Seems like we may have a great deal of interior line depth. He was ‘16 UDFA signed by Ravens. Bills signed him to PS in December of 2017, BTW.

I also thought that line was BS. The guy comes across as a lunatic...and not even the good kind of football lunatic that you want running your defense. He’s headed toward full Gary Busey crazy.

Josh Allen would be the product if Phil Rivers and Big Ben could somehow conceive a child.

No schitt!! A buddy of mine just got divorced from his wife. She had two affairs that he found out about, and he actually hired a private investigator and got photographic evidence (on top of phone/text evidence) of the two entering and leaving hotels together. Didn’t matter. They have two kids. One is a biological child to both of them. The other is his child from a former relationship, but she officially adopted her a few years ago. She somehow got majority custody of both kids, and he gets them every other weekend (and a few weeks throughout the year). He also has to pay alimony and child support. Crazy... At least their house will be sold and they get to split that money.

I focused on on him a bit in the Carolina game, and he did give up a TD (although his coverage was pretty solid...thrown only where the WR could catch it). Otherwise he looked pretty good to me...especially his ability to be a physical tackler. I wouldn’t mind seeing him unseat Gaines as the slot CB.

He threw a couple nice touch passes in the Carolina game. I think has improved in this regard. Not every pass needs to break fingers.

He also can sling it sidearm (although seemingly with less accuracy) when the situation calls for it.

All those trips to Jamaica and not even one puff?