Johnny Hammersticks

I think the Peterman experiment today was a necessary evil, unfortunately. Once you go to Allen, you can’t go back to Peterman. I don’t know what naming the starter 6 days before the game had anything to do with the result.

Yet World Wide Wes is still cutting checks for Kentucky basketball recruits.....

The folks have a place in North Myrtle about 100 yards from the ocean. I just spoke with my Father. He fully expects the place to be obliterated. Fully insured though.

Dang....friends probably found his body, scrubbed the place, and then took off.

I would not, would not, in a train. I would not, would not, in the rain. I would not, would not, in a tree. I would not pay a RB that kind of money, you see? Get one in the draft.

Just my opinion, but I wouldn’t pay ANY running back what he will get. Especially since his new deal will be almost entirely guaranteed. I’d rather spread the money around elsewhere.

Why don’t you climb down from your high horse, Mr. Judgy McJudgenstein? Doth the addict who bleeds in the battle field risk less than the average man? I say that all doth risk the same. Wellsville, eh? It’s all coming together now. Cheers ?

While there is more nickel played in today’s game, your statement isn’t entitely accurate. In 2017, NFL defenses employed the nickel defense 53% of the time. Some teams more than others, obviously. Team typically are in their base defense (4/3/4 or 3/4/4) approximately 33% on the average. If you re-watch that game (especially the 1st half), Buffalo clearly had 5 DB’s on the field way more than that. I would guess more like 70-75% in the first half.

Dude’s probably from the mean streets of Brockport. Ya dig? ?

Did he get tasered?

Yes, but if the water you touched eventually evaporates...were you really ever wet or just had some water on you? Like if I throw a raw steak on your face, is your face cow meat? Of course not.

What channel is wrestling on? Not that I’m going to watch it, but I haven’t seen it on TV in years. Is it mostly PPV stuff now?

Seriously. I think I still like him as a person....but just go away man. Make like princess Elsa and let it go ?

How could water penetrate the membrane that surrounds any atom? Therefore, water is not wet because nothing ever really gets wet.

I use rain-ex windshield fluid, and the water just beads off. Therefore, I conclude that water isn’t always wet. It depends on what it comes in contact with.

I picked up a 1/4 of Jack Herer for opening weekend. The dude I got it from had like 12 different strains. Went with the heavy sativa. I’ve been vaping THC oil for so long that I forgot what the buzz was like from smoking the actual bud. Rolled a joint and shared it with my neighbor last night. Was a really nice, energetic buzz. So much different than vaping. I’ll probably do a few bingers before/during the game tomorrow.

How is Breida the red zone guy? He’s 190 pounds. If goalline carries are to be had, it’s going to be Morris. If he stays healthy, AM is going to blow up in Shanahan’s offense.

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn’t get wet...the water gets Chuck Norris. Does that answer your question?

Opening your own dispensary? Do you take payment in the form of Hammerbucks?

With Maine, Mass, and Vermont legalizing recreational in recent years, you’d think NY wouldn’t be too far behind.

Really? Because you sound awful callous ? I get your point, but I just don’t share your sentiment. But it’s all good.

I think Alfred Morris is going to play a big role in the 49ers offense. I think he’s a strong flex play until proven otherwise. He may even be a sound RB2 down the road, as he will get all the goalline touches in a good offense.

I don’t know, man. I’ve been to more funerals than I’d care to count for really good people who happened to go down the wrong path and eventually die due to addiction. It is a disease, IMO.

I sat on my balls again this morning.

Edibles are metabolized differently in the liver. Nearly 5x stronger than the same “dosage” consumed by smoking or vaping. I appreciated that each “budtender” I spoke with preached caution with respect to consuming the edibles. The wife and I shared a 20 mg peanut butter rice crispy treat before the cirque Beatles show, and it proved to be an amazing experience.