Johnny Hammersticks

We generation X’ers would just tell her whatever she wanted to hear until she’d let us bone her. Cause that’s how we roll. Wu Tang!

Yeah, no....

A very happy birthday to the wonderful woman who knows 101 household uses for warmed Vaseline.

I’m sure Beane’s phone is ringing off the hook this morning after McCarron’s sparkling 4th quarter performance against players who will be working at Walmart next week.

Outside of being outright obnoxious, it was apparent that he new almost nothing about the Buffalo Bills. You’d think if you were invited to play by play for a NFL game you’d do just a little bit of research about the opposing team. I had a good laugh when he said that Zay Jones “can fly.”

Your mom.

He’s a “pioneer.” Okay... Let’s see how this experiment goes. Come on, dude. You can’t seriously compare the two programs on their body of work in the last decade (or forever for that matter) and decide that they are even in the same ball park. Much respect to Bona, but maybe you guys need your own thread. Just sayin...

No, smartass. You have the TE chip block the DE as he releases. You shade the RB to one side and have him help or chip block. With a heavy dose of run plays you run a lot of WR/RB screens, quick slants and fades to the TE’s/WR’s. You can then open it up and run and run double moves with a pump fake on the quick slants. You try to stay away from running passing plays that consistently take 4-5 seconds to develop. Common man! It’s not that hard. This is exactly how Marsha Brady beats up on blitz heavy teams.

I don’t know how AJM’s contract could impact his potential “trade-ability.” Seems like teams will be looking for cheaper options for back-up QB’s. His deal is not overly substantial, but still, much more than guys like Hundley and Kizer.

There are things an OC can do to manipulate the offense in order to compensate for poor pass protection. I want to see this from Daboll.

When I first read the thread title, I though you wanted to give Ritchie a reach-around. Weird. I need my coffee...

Wouldn’t that result in an ineligible receiver downfield penalty?

Worst contract ever.....

That **** doesn’t belong here, dude. Start a McCain hate thread in PPP if you’re going to be a classless jerk.

Wow! Impressive for a Pats fan!

Better believe you would. You know it. He may have shat himself....

Hahahahaha!!

They’re definitely not big enough for either yet, but I’m working on it.

Think of Brandin Cooks new deal as an approximation. That is, if KB stays healthy and has a good season. 5 years - 81 mill 49.5 mill guaranteed. No thanks.

It’s “take him for granite.” Yeesh...speak English much?

I don’t think his size and style of play is sustainable in the NFL. I like him, but I wouldn’t be the GM to give him that 2nd big contract.

I will say again, as I have in other threads, that IMO Josh would have to look really, really bad today to lose the starting job.

I would be shocked if they extended KB with the type of money he would garner in the current WR market.

Must be a NE transplant teacher. When I worked in NC it was odd to hear a child not refer to me as sir. That’s just the south.

I wouldn’t move our rookie QB’s best offensive weapons. That’s for certain. Interesting idea, but nah...